| Cardiff's World Record Player. 17:20 - Jan 15 with 5573 views | NOTRAC |
To be fair it looks as though our near neighbours are the holders of a world record .The most expensive player of all time on a game/minute to cost basis has just been calculated on the Cardiff webb.
Andreas Cornelius played a total of 107 minutes for Cardiff in league football.
He cost
Signing on fee 1.25m
Transfer fee. 7.668 m
Agents fee. .863m
6months wages. 1.2m
Total cost. 10.9m
Sale proceeds. 3m
Net cost. 7.9m
Cost per minute therefore
7.9 m / 107
Equals.
£738,317. Per minute played.
This is a record that is going to take a long time to break!
By the way he didn't ,of course ,score any goals during that period! |  |
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| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 17:25 - Jan 15 with 5536 views | Oldjack |
So anyway.... A copper in London pulled over a driver who'd been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser please!"
The man reached into his pocket and produced a doctor's note. On it was written:- This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath!
The officer said, "OK then, I need you to come to the station and give a blood sample."
The man produced another letter. This one read:- This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way!
So the officer said, "Right, I need a urine sample then."
The man produced a third letter from his pocket. It read:- This man is a Cardiff City fan..... Please don't take the piss out of him!  |  |
| Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact
You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!
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| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 17:37 - Jan 15 with 5477 views | Senhin |
That's some good maths at the end... |  |
| Did you see that ludicrous display last night? |
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| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 17:43 - Jan 15 with 5443 views | NOTRAC |
| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 17:37 - Jan 15 by Senhin |
That's some good maths at the end... |
You're quite right.I said I'd copied it .
Knowing the capabilities of the average Cardiff fan ! I should have checked! | |
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| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 18:07 - Jan 15 with 5339 views | Senhin |
| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 17:43 - Jan 15 by NOTRAC |
You're quite right.I said I'd copied it .
Knowing the capabilities of the average Cardiff fan ! I should have checked! |
Still massively expensive | |
| Did you see that ludicrous display last night? |
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| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 18:47 - Jan 15 with 5222 views | lifelong |
| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 17:25 - Jan 15 by Oldjack |
So anyway.... A copper in London pulled over a driver who'd been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser please!"
The man reached into his pocket and produced a doctor's note. On it was written:- This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath!
The officer said, "OK then, I need you to come to the station and give a blood sample."
The man produced another letter. This one read:- This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way!
So the officer said, "Right, I need a urine sample then."
The man produced a third letter from his pocket. It read:- This man is a Cardiff City fan..... Please don't take the piss out of him! |
Lol |  | | |
| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 19:19 - Jan 15 with 5116 views | Glyn1 |
Cornelius has now scored 5 goals in his first 13 games for FC Copenhagen - maybe he's worth a sneaky bid. |  |
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| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 20:05 - Jan 15 with 4979 views | monmouth |
| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 18:07 - Jan 15 by Senhin |
Still massively expensive |
He's better than Bony though. They said so. Plus their Korean is better than our Korean.
"....we're coming for you" |  |
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| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 21:02 - Jan 15 with 4818 views | acejack3065 |
| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 20:05 - Jan 15 by monmouth |
He's better than Bony though. They said so. Plus their Korean is better than our Korean.
"....we're coming for you" |
They came, they saw, they f**ked up, they f **ked off. |  | | |
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| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 13:31 - Jan 16 with 4456 views | Catullus |
| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 21:02 - Jan 15 by acejack3065 |
They came, they saw, they f**ked up, they f **ked off. |
Vene, vidi,.........run away, run away. | |
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| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 13:45 - Jan 16 with 4429 views | Ponderosa |
| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 17:25 - Jan 15 by Oldjack |
So anyway.... A copper in London pulled over a driver who'd been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser please!"
The man reached into his pocket and produced a doctor's note. On it was written:- This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath!
The officer said, "OK then, I need you to come to the station and give a blood sample."
The man produced another letter. This one read:- This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way!
So the officer said, "Right, I need a urine sample then."
The man produced a third letter from his pocket. It read:- This man is a Cardiff City fan..... Please don't take the piss out of him! |
Did the police finally get a conviction? Sounds like he shouldn't be on the road |  |
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| Cardiff's World Record Player. on 14:05 - Jan 16 with 4391 views | charliet27 |
I remember talking to a Cardiff City scout not long back, did well to hold back my laughter tbh | | | |
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