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Drove a bloke to get his wedding pictures done and he flashed this ring at me and asked what I thought. I was thinking its a wedding ring okay, then he piped up its Chelsea, oh farken hell where's the ejection seat button and I said it too him. So the conversion goes.
Him - who do you support? me - U R's him - no who do you follow me - U R's he didn't get it so me - sang the "Finest football team in .... " he still didn't get it me - Team is from West London him - oh West Ham me - no that's east London me thinking looking at the bride U can get this annulled dear him - oh I must learn my teams me thinking - really u think him - Chelsea are west London me - know they are not theres only one West London club Queen's Park Rangers him - oh QPR, they in the Premier league? me - YES we only lost 1 of our last 4 games against you.
end of conversation
Seriously you put that on your wedding ring then come up with those comments
They even got Johnny come lately's in Oz Lucky for him I didn't start on his captain.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
The modern day global football fan. Not got a clue but happy to support whoever is deemed the successful club as they are not capable of supporting a non-succesful club. Probably switches their 'support' between Ferrari, McLaren and Red Bull in Formula 1 too.
Good opening story ade_qpr. There's just no end to the ignorance of the ordinary armchair-supporting chelski scamp is there? Their ridiculous naivety & cluelessness reminds me somewhat of Enid Blyton's Famous Five:
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'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.."
Love,Peace and Fook Chelski!
More like 20StoneOfHoop now.
Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner.
Pass the cake and pies please.
Good opening story ade_qpr. There's just no end to the ignorance of the ordinary armchair-supporting chelski scamp is there? Their ridiculous naivety & cluelessness reminds me somewhat of Enid Blyton's Famous Five:
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Better edit that one 18st,or add "allegedly",or Clive could be in biiiiiiiiiig trouble.
I bite my tongue on a daily basis around Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, and Tottenham fans who regurgitate the media's views on the problems with QPR after every weekend, and then look surprised when I mention that their beloved teams are playing in Europe that week. You'd think they were dyed-in-the-wool when their teams get a high-profile win though.
"Oh really? Thanks for that. I'll see if I can watch that later."
I love chels** buns, but when I order one in the bakers I always point at one and say " can I have 1 of those please " can't bring myself to actually say it out loud.
favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
I bite my tongue on a daily basis around Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, and Tottenham fans who regurgitate the media's views on the problems with QPR after every weekend, and then look surprised when I mention that their beloved teams are playing in Europe that week. You'd think they were dyed-in-the-wool when their teams get a high-profile win though.
"Oh really? Thanks for that. I'll see if I can watch that later."
Yeah I worked with a Utd c*nt who didn't watch them in the quarters of the Champions League because he was watching something else that night on telly.
Fans of the big four can suck a bag of d1cks.
ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE THROUGH MARTI THE REDEEMER WHO STRENGTHENS ME.
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