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Dear Mods
at 10:20 6 Aug 2014

They're swines aren't they Daniel? Damned swines!

I don't know what these horrors think they are going to get out of it? My doppelganger was starting threads about kick-offs in Spar for goodness sake! Ludicrous, far-fetched stuff.

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Dear Mods
at 10:08 6 Aug 2014

Bless your sweet eyes tde74 - I always said you were one of the good ones.

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Dear Mods
at 09:38 6 Aug 2014

I have so far PM'd BasilRobbieReborn and AVFTT and tweeted @AVFTT but nothing appears to have been done.

Please can you remove "Real_Carpet_Martin" as this poster is anything but real.

You said that you would be monitoring people hijacking users and impersonating them. This is not even a sneaky hijack - he's literally pretending that he's me and that I am the imposter.

It's really put Old Carpet Martin's conk out of joint. He can't even spell properly! As I have demonstrated on BHS, Twitter and the old AVFTT, I am the original.

Although imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, please just delete them.

Thanks in Advance,

Carpet Martin (Esq)

@AVFTT please can you remove the user 'Real_Carpet_Martin' who is impersonating me.
— Carpet Martin (@carpet_martin) August 6, 2014

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FAO carpet_martin
at 00:16 6 Aug 2014

I can assure everyone on the new AVFTT that I am Carpet_Martin rather than Real_Carpet_Martin.
— Carpet Martin (@carpet_martin) August 5, 2014

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FAO carpet_martin
at 23:52 5 Aug 2014

What truth you mad peacock? Get lost.

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Manuel Desouza
at 22:39 5 Aug 2014

The OP is not me.

I can assure everyone on the new AVFTT that I am Carpet_Martin rather than Real_Carpet_Martin.
— Carpet Martin (@carpet_martin) August 5, 2014

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Change is good!!!
at 22:38 5 Aug 2014

The OP is not me.

I can assure everyone on the new AVFTT that I am Carpet_Martin rather than Real_Carpet_Martin.
— Carpet Martin (@carpet_martin) August 5, 2014

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Triads in Spar - Help required
at 22:31 5 Aug 2014

When I find out who this imposter is, his garage will be set on fire.

I can assure everyone on the new AVFTT that I am Carpet_Martin rather than Real_Carpet_Martin.
— Carpet Martin (@carpet_martin) August 5, 2014

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Who else has pressed ignore for Real_Carpet_Martin
at 22:27 5 Aug 2014

I can assure you that I am the real Carpet Martin.

I can assure everyone on the new AVFTT that I am Carpet_Martin rather than Real_Carpet_Martin.
— Carpet Martin (@carpet_martin) August 5, 2014

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Test thread
at 11:26 5 Aug 2014

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What is your favourite chippy on the Fylde Coast?
at 11:24 5 Aug 2014

Owain - The Cottage is on the list!

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What is your favourite chippy on the Fylde Coast?
at 10:24 5 Aug 2014

Those bloody charlatans are lucky they are still in business. If you knew the history of that place, you wouldn't have to ask.

#RIPskippers

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What is your favourite chippy on the Fylde Coast?
at 10:14 5 Aug 2014

No, this is the definitive list. I did a poll.

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What is your favourite chippy on the Fylde Coast?
at 10:11 5 Aug 2014

Finally, we can get this blessed topic sorted out once and for all.

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What is your favourite chippy on the Fylde Coast?
at 10:10 5 Aug 2014

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