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The New York Dolls
at 21:22 1 Mar 2025

Ah shit. Great band. Andy Partridge’s favourite band.
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Beatles..your favourite track..
at 00:23 1 Mar 2025



The Swindon Beatles. Sweatles?
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Trump v Zelensky
at 19:25 28 Feb 2025

Zelensky should have decked the orange c unt and pissed on his bloated whale carcass. And shat in Vance’s gob and let him choke on it.
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Choons - The French Connection
at 14:21 28 Feb 2025

C'est vrai que, heureusement, il peut chanter couramment avec je ne sais quoi. Donc le lien est haw he haw.
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Choons - The French Connection
at 12:04 28 Feb 2025

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Choons - The French Connection
at 09:15 28 Feb 2025

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Transfer policy massively attack orientated at expense of defensive cover !!
at 22:36 26 Feb 2025

Is this a Fall single - ah!
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Great film soundtracks
at 22:34 26 Feb 2025

Probably been done a fazxilion times but I’ve done a lot of sherry baby

Here is Walter Matthau showing some Chinese around a tube station:

Bum bum ba ba da da da bum bum ba:



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Friday Choons - Drums
at 10:26 21 Feb 2025



Of course, f ucking of course!

A great bit of Terry Chambers upside down drumming.
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Rick Buckler RIP
at 20:12 18 Feb 2025

He’s going underground.
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Pompey spare?
at 16:31 18 Feb 2025

Just sent you a DM.
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Don't get carried away
at 08:38 15 Feb 2025

Bollox.

I’m getting carried away and carried even further away. That’s why I go to football and why I support Rangers. Coming after a 94th minute defeat on Tuesday makes me get carried so far away I’ll be on bloody Mars.

F uck Derby. They were shit all night, deserved the humping they got. Like 2014.

Don’t stop getting carried away while you f ucking well can.
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QPR v Derby match thread
at 23:06 14 Feb 2025

F uck me mate.

It’s Valentines, go have a shag or a w ank. Do something to cheer yourself up.

I don’t think this football malarkey is getting you where you want to be.

Big hugs mate. These depressing days won’t last forever.
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Modern stats and terminology
at 16:02 14 Feb 2025

The Americanisation of everyf*ckingthing.

It's all utter, utter, utter b0llox. XG my big wobbly arse. Means nothing because it is nothing but flatulent cobblers for FIFA playing lardabuckets.

Sky commentators and their spontaneously combusting hyperbole over any old sh!t that happens because it's happening in a game of f*cking football. Shut up you tits. You Waver are a crunt of undulating absolute bollox.

Any terminology that isn't along the lines of "Boot the f*cking thing", "Kick the bastard", "Just f*cking shoot, you gits", "Lino, you c unt" or "Get the f*ck in, ya bastards" is also Americanised, wooly, generic cobblers.

Ya bunch of farking c unts.
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Friday Choons - Cover Versions
at 09:11 14 Feb 2025

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West London La La La...
at 18:42 10 Feb 2025

That’s because he’s a bit of a c unt, Dave.
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West London La La La...
at 17:17 10 Feb 2025

A few years back the Mrs and myself were strolling down the Southbank and decided to pop into the BFI and look int the media tech section where you can watch various films/ tv series.

We searched for West London and this was one of the listings so we settled on that and watched the whole thing. It was quite something to see the streets we walk now back in the not so distant past. Although this is more my wife’s manor (born and bred in The Bush me, rarely crossed over to W10 until I met herself) it was fascinating to see Wood Lane, Darnley Terrace, Ladbroke Grove back then.

I couldn’t say if it was better then as I wasn’t alive but I’m happy I don’t live in the slums they did then but hanker after the lack of cars and loads of pubs.

All things considered though, I’m quite happy with now.
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Film 2025
at 11:18 10 Feb 2025

I concur.

I was looking forward to seeing that. Unfortunately it is so dark that you can barely see it. It’s too long and yeah, fairly boring.
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Incursion of Government into our lives
at 00:26 9 Feb 2025

North Korea baby

Or Trumps a c unt, labour are a f ucking sad sack of shite, tories are shitebags as ever, liberals nice but so is my libido.

This planet is an irrelevant rock. Filled with absolute cock.

XTC are magnificent.

Queens Park Rangers are majestic. Like Charles Bronson.

This is a Radio Bollocx presentation with your Dj Cocky McCobblers.

Up yer bum
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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to..
at 00:09 9 Feb 2025

Happy marriage day Disco. May those bonds be tighter than a Frank Bough nappy.

Here’s the song me and herself walked down the aisle of The Bridge Hotel in Greenford in 2009.



And our first dance (same venue , a few pints later)



My Mrs is an extremely understanding woman. And my carer.
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