| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * 09:09 - Jan 18 with 5596 views | Discodroids |
I keep hearing the Argument That The hybrid splice of 'fatboy' from eastenders and joe pesci's 'dave ferrie' from oliver stones 'JFK' is a rather unlucky chap who finds himself played out of position on the right wing , hence his one goal in something like 20 games.
given that this world cup ten million pound superstar from chile seems unable to hit mica paris ample arse with roscoe tanners tennis racket from 5 yards i am led to believe he is a double agent of some nature.
i suggest Harold takes a blood sample in a petri dish and heats a copper wire before plunging . i have a strong feeling the diabolical organisim known as tony scully will emerge from the dish before devouring joe jordan
using this latin jimmy krankie in the harsh borstal of the premier league of top boys is like installing perez hilton as the daddy in 'e' wing.
eduardo 'no tool' Vargas, definately not starred up.
the amount of shit thrown on here at fer , despite suffering also the outrage of playing out of position seems to escape the mother of spock , t'pau.
At least there is some end product with fer, a goal here and there.in among the tapeworm ridden shite.
vargas is like one of those magazines that offer you a collectible item of merchandise , say a plate with a picture of a cat on it, in their first issue for a quid.
you subsequently realise that to complete your collection of adorable felines you must purchase 120 magazines at £4.99 collection it will cost you 3 billion pounds
illogical.
the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one . please return to italy.
please, eduardo, i implore you , live long and prosper somewhere else.
as for harold ? , in the words of 'MaCready in 'The Thing' ; "Why don't we just... wait here for a little while... see what happens?".......Like relegation.
9 premiership wins in nearly 5o games and 5 wins in nearly 6 months by the time we play we our next game would suggest it most certainly is on the cards.
all this and we STILL havent got a lesbian, gay an transgender QPR supporters group.
if one isnt sorted out by close of play today i shall lead us all to a david koresh
style mass suicide path of enlightenment.
DOUBLE FK GERTCHA!
*with thanks to Justice league of america D.C. comics.
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 09:38 - Jan 18 with 5502 views | JonDoeman |
Had high hopes for him when I first saw him, but he's turned out another flattering to deceive disappointment . His mate Isla, vice versa. Thought he looked well dodgy to start with, now really like what he brings to the team. |  |
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 09:52 - Jan 18 with 5451 views | Discodroids |
| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 09:38 - Jan 18 by JonDoeman |
Had high hopes for him when I first saw him, but he's turned out another flattering to deceive disappointment . His mate Isla, vice versa. Thought he looked well dodgy to start with, now really like what he brings to the team. |
couldnt agree more sir ,
if Hywell bennet/'shelly' look a Like Harold parts with 8 to 10 million for plucked eyebrows , his lost the plot more than kellie maloney in dorothy perkins with gift vouchers
people can keep trotting out his goal scoring record for chile as much as they like, what does it mean in real terms to QPR ??.
Whats the tangeble asset of that statistic in our relegation battle?. Harold isnt going to play him up front , preferring 'easter island' face zamora .
tell you what LFW, in true politician speak 'i'll seasonally adjust 'his goal scoring return...any better ??, does it help??.
does it fu ck.
if were drawing a comparrison to him playing for Chile to QPR We may as well draw comparisons to magnus pike throwing around quadratic equations on johnny balls 'think of a number' to john nash concept of governing dynamics at M.I.T.
his goal return demonstrates more paucity than than a freegans hemp purse in the kings head when told " its your round mate"
were employing a man A first team forward coach who made his debut the same year as 'rowan and martins laugh in' debuts on american tv, the same year as robert kennedy enterd the race to become president to dispose of lindon b johnson, the same year as martin luther king was shot dead, the same years as rosemarys baby hit the cinemas, the ame year as enochs rivero f blood speech,vietnam erupting, apollo 7, black power salute at the mexico olympics.......
to adjust vargas and help him evolve to the premier league in the year of our lord 2015
astonishing.
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 10:08 - Jan 18 with 5389 views | andygg |
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 10:09 - Jan 18 with 5379 views | bosh67 |
His distribution is disastrous but it is the form of a player that has no confidence and that comes down to the fact that he should either be playing as a forward running central midfielder or up front off Charlie. Not stuck out on the wing where he can't effect a game and can't cross. He's not a winger.
We are going ballistic at Ferr but he's being asked to play as a makeshift left sided midfielder/winger and he's a central midfielder.
Vargas probably needs a good season to settle in to life in the UK and it appears that Isla has got up to speed. At the moment Vargas needs a break and even though everyone hates Hoilett at least he can effect a game on the right.
I think Vargas can come good but not under this regime. Someone needs to either get his decision making right or give him the confidence to just run and shoot on his own. |  |
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 10:28 - Jan 18 with 5327 views | Discodroids |
| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 10:09 - Jan 18 by bosh67 |
His distribution is disastrous but it is the form of a player that has no confidence and that comes down to the fact that he should either be playing as a forward running central midfielder or up front off Charlie. Not stuck out on the wing where he can't effect a game and can't cross. He's not a winger.
We are going ballistic at Ferr but he's being asked to play as a makeshift left sided midfielder/winger and he's a central midfielder.
Vargas probably needs a good season to settle in to life in the UK and it appears that Isla has got up to speed. At the moment Vargas needs a break and even though everyone hates Hoilett at least he can effect a game on the right.
I think Vargas can come good but not under this regime. Someone needs to either get his decision making right or give him the confidence to just run and shoot on his own. |
thing is bosh we can all see this , why cant the management???. are we asking for the hadron collider to be dismantled and replaced with DUPLO??....no.
play people in their right positions. fk me seven ways from sunday..how hard can it be!
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 10:33 - Jan 18 with 5305 views | yankranger |
I think this is a tad harsh on Vargas. He has been playing out of position. At least the guy gives some effort. He's a good player that has lost some confidence.
I'd like to see a few games with him up front with Austin and Adel playing behind them. Drop Fer. Then let's judge. |  | | |
| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 10:44 - Jan 18 with 5276 views | Raymond |
Play him up front where he'd be more effective then?
It's not rocket science. He's wasted out on that wing, especially as Zamora is as useful as a chocolate teapot. | | | |
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 10:47 - Jan 18 with 5267 views | Toast_R |
Why is it with QPR every signing us like a Tom Cruise movie without the ending?
Good footballer rocks up looking the part. Has a crisis of confidence and cant play no more.....
Where's the bit where he meets the girl who convinces him he is great after all? |  | | |
| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 11:32 - Jan 18 with 5163 views | eghamranger |
Play him up front and get Aaron Lennon in to supply the front men. |  | | |
| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 12:09 - Jan 18 with 5095 views | kensalriser |
I understand all the arguments about Vargas not being employed in his optimum position.
But please, will someone explain to me how in God's name this has anything at all to do with his seemingly complete inability to connect with the ball in any meaningful way likely to result in the goalkeeper retreiving the ball from the back of the net? |  |
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 12:13 - Jan 18 with 5087 views | DesertBoot |
Harry thinks he's clever having Isla and Vargas together on the right. |  |
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 12:34 - Jan 18 with 5040 views | JonDoeman |
| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 12:09 - Jan 18 by kensalriser |
I understand all the arguments about Vargas not being employed in his optimum position.
But please, will someone explain to me how in God's name this has anything at all to do with his seemingly complete inability to connect with the ball in any meaningful way likely to result in the goalkeeper retreiving the ball from the back of the net? |
Spot on, not got a goal in him. | |
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 15:57 - Jan 18 with 4889 views | strikerace |
I just don't see him. He's weak on the ball (always loses it), constantly gives the ball away on his passes, and seems to have no shot. Plus his D is suspect. Not sure a position switch will change much. Love Isla. | | | |
| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 16:16 - Jan 18 with 4859 views | Kaos_Agent |
His record with other teams shows that he is only an occasional goal scorer. With his pace and dexterity he should be a play-maker but he's not. How can you be when you can't retain possession or complete a pass? How does changing his position address those faults? I like his attitude but that alone won't cut it. Management has done nothing to fix his technical problems, or Hoilett's. |  |
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 18:11 - Jan 18 with 4742 views | CiderwithRsie |
We don't know if Vargas would do well if played as a striker. What's undeniable is that as a winger he is not scoring goals and he's not making many either; and meanwhile Fer is only very rarely scoring, Hoilett and Phillips have not held down a place as wingers and Kranjcar isn't fit to be a regular starter. Add to that Taarabt who has been either unfit or frozen out or both for half the season.
Meaning that we have 5 or 6 squad places taken up by players who aren't delivering and 2-3 places in the starting 11 for which we don't seem to have a single player. | | | |
| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 18:29 - Jan 18 with 4698 views | HollowayRanger |
when and if sandro is fit again will harry drop henry?
or do what I would do and play barton on the right with isla over lapping freeing vargas to play up with Austin and give Zamora a rest |  |
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 10:19 - Jan 19 with 4372 views | QPunkR |
| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 18:29 - Jan 18 by HollowayRanger |
when and if sandro is fit again will harry drop henry?
or do what I would do and play barton on the right with isla over lapping freeing vargas to play up with Austin and give Zamora a rest |
It'd show his senility has hit home with brute force if he drops Henry. He was our best player on the pitch on Sat, and - as much as quite a few on here like to deride him - has undoubtedly been one of our best and most consistent performers this season. Unlike Sandrose the sugar plum man. Henry knows his job and for the most part scuttles about and performs it well. |  |
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 10:27 - Jan 19 with 4356 views | adhoc_qpr |
| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 18:29 - Jan 18 by HollowayRanger |
when and if sandro is fit again will harry drop henry?
or do what I would do and play barton on the right with isla over lapping freeing vargas to play up with Austin and give Zamora a rest |
To be fair Henry will only be dropped until about the 32nd minute of the Stoke game, when Sandro breaks down injured again... | | | |
| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 21:01 - Jan 19 with 4239 views | kysersosaqpr |
| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 10:28 - Jan 18 by Discodroids |
thing is bosh we can all see this , why cant the management???. are we asking for the hadron collider to be dismantled and replaced with DUPLO??....no.
play people in their right positions. fk me seven ways from sunday..how hard can it be!
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Your gonna love this Disco. Vargas is now officially in the top 20 strikers in world football (No 19) named by IFFHS (whoever they are?) along with Ronaldo and Messi. Un feckin believable. | |
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 22:44 - Jan 19 with 4177 views | AgedR |
When he first arrived, my immediate thought was that he's too good for us.
Good to see he's settled in and now fits in perfectly.
Another added to the Diakite list of sliding door superstars |  |
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| Eduardo Vargas and his incredible fortress of solitude * on 22:56 - Jan 19 with 4161 views | eghamranger |
Will be played up front when we get Lennon 2 weeks today | | | |
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