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Phrases that annoy 11:36 - Oct 7 with 8488 viewsperchrockjack

My missus says to me last night," how many ROUNDS of bread would you like with your fish.


My mother used rounds to describe what are simply slices of bread.


Should have said,


"Do you want petit pains with your turbot, darling"


Or should it be pain



Over to you wise Owl


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Phrases that annoy on 20:07 - Oct 8 with 1208 viewsperchrockjack

Poor. Effort Russia.


You re an ingenue


Not saying you re gay like but ...you re out of this loop son.


Stick to open physical threats using your hardman barman total fighting crap.

You need to diversify as you re simply boring .

You re hard,I'm hard,we re hard, they re hard,

Trust me, I've shit bigger fellas than you .


How long we been at this 10 years ? Pitiful innit.


Anyway, back in topic..."that s awesome"

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Phrases that annoy on 20:15 - Oct 8 with 1193 viewsHighjack

Phrases that annoy on 20:07 - Oct 8 by perchrockjack

Poor. Effort Russia.


You re an ingenue


Not saying you re gay like but ...you re out of this loop son.


Stick to open physical threats using your hardman barman total fighting crap.

You need to diversify as you re simply boring .

You re hard,I'm hard,we re hard, they re hard,

Trust me, I've shit bigger fellas than you .


How long we been at this 10 years ? Pitiful innit.


Anyway, back in topic..."that s awesome"


What were those big fellas doing up your arse in the first place?

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Phrases that annoy on 20:19 - Oct 8 with 1187 viewsSwanjack10

Phrases that annoy on 20:07 - Oct 8 by perchrockjack

Poor. Effort Russia.


You re an ingenue


Not saying you re gay like but ...you re out of this loop son.


Stick to open physical threats using your hardman barman total fighting crap.

You need to diversify as you re simply boring .

You re hard,I'm hard,we re hard, they re hard,

Trust me, I've shit bigger fellas than you .


How long we been at this 10 years ? Pitiful innit.


Anyway, back in topic..."that s awesome"


Physical threats? Where? Im more than capable of looking after myself, you have an aura of a nonce , tvvat.

ambition is critical....................
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Phrases that annoy on 20:26 - Oct 8 with 1179 viewsJohnw102

When I can't find something and my wife says "It's on the side" 35 years and I still don't know which f***ing side.

Never knew getting old would happen so quick!

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Phrases that annoy on 20:30 - Oct 8 with 1171 viewsRevJames

I used to work with a guy who used to come out with howlers like"let's drill down...", "have a thought shower" and "let's pick the low hanging fruit."
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Phrases that annoy on 20:41 - Oct 8 with 1158 viewswaynekerr55

Phrases that annoy on 20:30 - Oct 8 by RevJames

I used to work with a guy who used to come out with howlers like"let's drill down...", "have a thought shower" and "let's pick the low hanging fruit."


Let's throw some pebbles in ponds

That was another cracker...

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Phrases that annoy on 20:53 - Oct 8 with 1150 viewslonglostjack

Phrases that annoy on 20:26 - Oct 8 by Johnw102

When I can't find something and my wife says "It's on the side" 35 years and I still don't know which f***ing side.


Brilliant so true !

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Phrases that annoy on 21:40 - Oct 8 with 1112 viewsJack_Meoff

Phrases that annoy on 19:06 - Oct 8 by perchrockjack

Both full of sugar.


That was more of a euphemism than related to cereal wasn't it Perch?




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Phrases that annoy on 12:02 - Oct 9 with 1030 viewswaynekerr55

Phrases that annoy on 17:37 - Oct 8 by WarwickHunt

It's everywhere now.

Listen out for it...


Here's a cracker for you today.

An advert on the radio "Make sure your CV IS ON POINT"

That's right. Lets use colloquial language to emphasise arguably one of the most important FORMAL documents a young person will use in their working life.

Over to you...

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Phrases that annoy on 12:28 - Oct 9 with 1016 viewsMrSwerve

Arks instead of ask.

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Phrases that annoy on 12:53 - Oct 9 with 1005 viewspikeypaul

"Laters"

People saying just this one word when leaving your company.

Came about around 3 years ago from where I do not know.

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Phrases that annoy on 14:33 - Oct 9 with 981 viewsNogginthenog

Square the circle. No thanks I like my circles round ta.
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Phrases that annoy on 14:39 - Oct 9 with 981 viewsperchrockjack

"What can I get you guys" ...annoys me when said to wife and I as we re of different sexes.

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Phrases that annoy on 14:51 - Oct 9 with 977 viewsmonmouth

Phrases that annoy on 14:39 - Oct 9 by perchrockjack

"What can I get you guys" ...annoys me when said to wife and I as we re of different sexes.


True. It all went downhill when actresses started calling themselves actors.

Some gym instructor punter who was about 12 by the look of him called be 'boss' the other day. Worse, he said 'alright, boss'. So I jammed his head in the bike wheel and cycled a mile. Or rather I walked off and did f**k all, but in my head....
[Post edited 9 Oct 2016 14:51]

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Phrases that annoy on 15:11 - Oct 9 with 966 viewsJohnw102

You have won a free gift! What other sort of "Gifts" are there?

Never knew getting old would happen so quick!

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Phrases that annoy on 15:49 - Oct 9 with 950 viewsjackal

Myself instead of I or me. e.g. "he spoke to myself about it".
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Phrases that annoy on 15:57 - Oct 9 with 943 viewsdickythorpe

"Hiya Bud" FFS your from Tenby not Tampa Bay!!!!!
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Phrases that annoy on 16:56 - Oct 9 with 916 viewsperchrockjack

Possibly worst use of a word is "chair". Just ,please, you re a woman ,therefore you are a Chairwoman.

Some shocking PC in the modern Police Service which ,frankly, has lost its way as a crime fighting unit.

I always chuck summat at the screen when some nobhead senior officer comes up with, "in partnership with the community and our Stakeholders"... utter drivel.

Agencies such as Social Services "partners" public as stakeholders means nothing at all

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Phrases that annoy on 17:09 - Oct 9 with 907 viewsunion_jack

Phrases that annoy on 15:11 - Oct 9 by Johnw102

You have won a free gift! What other sort of "Gifts" are there?


Well actually the one they were trying to 'give' you!

That would have been anything but free.

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Phrases that annoy on 22:46 - Oct 9 with 828 viewsskippyjack

Run down the channels!

the ordinary people!

the normal people!

two square pegs in a f*cking round hole

The awkward moment when a Welsh Club become the Champions of England.. shh The Swansea Way.. To upset the odds.
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Phrases that annoy on 22:57 - Oct 9 with 821 viewsskippyjack

Phrases that annoy on 12:02 - Oct 9 by waynekerr55

Here's a cracker for you today.

An advert on the radio "Make sure your CV IS ON POINT"

That's right. Lets use colloquial language to emphasise arguably one of the most important FORMAL documents a young person will use in their working life.

Over to you...


What do they exactly mean by 'on point'.. it could be so many different things.

Make sure your CV is relevant for the job in question.

but then again.. I'm not at the required standard to have a viewpoint anyway.. which make my opinions on education redundant and irrelevant.

but I see these errors frequently by supposedly superior consort types.

The awkward moment when a Welsh Club become the Champions of England.. shh The Swansea Way.. To upset the odds.
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Phrases that annoy on 23:13 - Oct 9 with 806 viewsperchrockjack

Better " a point"

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Phrases that annoy on 23:16 - Oct 9 with 801 viewsskippyjack

Phrases that annoy on 23:13 - Oct 9 by perchrockjack

Better " a point"


WHAT'S THE POINT? it's irrelevant anyway
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The awkward moment when a Welsh Club become the Champions of England.. shh The Swansea Way.. To upset the odds.
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Phrases that annoy on 23:37 - Oct 9 with 787 viewsbuilthjack

110% how the f can you get that

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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Phrases that annoy on 23:38 - Oct 9 with 784 viewsbuilthjack

Hi Guys - to a couple waiting at the door of a restaurant. Ridiculous yet gets used in Franky and Bennys every day.

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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