| It’s only a laugh ! 10:11 - Aug 12 with 48976 views | KeithHaynes |
Put your jokes, pics etc right here 👍
Here’s one.
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 22:20 - Aug 12 with 16536 views | Kilkennyjack |
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper. |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 07:12 - Aug 13 with 16499 views | builthjack |
I called into a pub once. The only other people in there were a Nun and a Vicar, who were playing darts.
They were about to finish, so I offered to play the winner. The Nun won, so the Vicar scored the board.
Nearest the bull said the Nun. I hit a 25, she hit the bull, so went first.
Nun - 60,5, 60. One hundred and twenty five said the Vicar in a loud voice.
Me - 60, 1, 5, sixty six shouts the Vicar
Nun - 20, 60, 20. One hundred said the Vicar in his finest voice
Me - 60, 20, the third dart hits the wire, comes back and hits the Nun right between the eyes. She goes down like Klinnsman. Dead. A goner.
The Vicar felt her pulse, gets up, and in his very finest vice, shouts “ One Nun dead and eighty”. |  |
| Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 14:16 - Aug 13 with 16393 views | theloneranger |
"What's the difference between a tramp and a MP" ??
One sits about on a bench all day, usually falling asleep - enjoys long liquid lunches, and contributes nothing to society.
The other one's -
A tramp ...!! |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 21:07 - Aug 13 with 16317 views | SullutaCreturned |
Your mother has been with us for 20 years said John. Isn’t it time she got a place of her own
My mother replied Janet. I thought she was your mother? |  | | |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 22:39 - Aug 13 with 16275 views | theloneranger |
I think my wife had sixty-one boyfriends before we got married.
She's always called me her sixty second lover ...!! | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 11:22 - Aug 14 with 16191 views | theloneranger |
How many council workers does it take to repair a pothole in the road ?
I guess we'll never find out ...!! | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 15:56 - Aug 14 with 16140 views | Gwyn737 |
Just been and put air in my tyres.
Cost a quid.
Used to be 20p but that’s inflation for you. | | | |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 15:58 - Aug 14 with 16137 views | onehunglow |
What’s a joke to one is an insult to another  | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 17:00 - Aug 14 with 16104 views | union_jack |
Just after getting married my wife asked me “if it wasn’t for my father leaving me a fortune, would you still have married me?”
I replied “my darling, I would have married you no matter who left you a fortune” |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 18:10 - Aug 14 with 16084 views | Gwyn737 |
Man goes on holiday and overhears another man talking in a south Wales accent.
He goes up to him and says “I love you accent, is it Llanelli?”
Welsh bloke say to him “I’m from Swansea. You’re close but no Sir Gâr“ | | | |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 19:59 - Aug 14 with 16038 views | SullutaCreturned |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 17:29 - Aug 14 by onehunglow |
Nobody has remotely m@de me laugh since Dave Allen died. |
Dave Allen dying made you laugh? That's terrible 
A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way. | | | |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 23:12 - Aug 14 with 15981 views | onehunglow |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 19:59 - Aug 14 by SullutaCreturned |
Dave Allen dying made you laugh? That's terrible
A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way. |
My old man loved him mainly as he took the peace out of CTholicism
Anyway , an Irishman and a Islamic gentleman are on a plane and ...
Sorry, don't want to offend | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 07:51 - Aug 15 with 15936 views | theloneranger |
At first, I thought I could handle being a police detective with schizophrenia.
But now I'm starting to question myself ...!! | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 08:39 - Aug 15 with 15924 views | YrAlarch |
What do you call a Welshman with a hundred lovers?
A shepherd. | | | |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 12:54 - Aug 15 with 15857 views | onehunglow |
So the stewardess says
Would you like a drink…. | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 13:05 - Aug 15 with 15843 views | union_jack |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 08:39 - Aug 15 by YrAlarch |
What do you call a Welshman with a hundred lovers?
A shepherd. |
Resloven woukd comment but he’s yet to get off the floor from laughing so much😂😂😂 | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 13:14 - Aug 15 with 15836 views | onehunglow |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 13:05 - Aug 15 by union_jack |
Resloven woukd comment but he’s yet to get off the floor from laughing so much😂😂😂 |
He told me off only yesterday .
I’m gonna sneak this joke in but by bit so as not to offend . | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 14:00 - Aug 15 with 15813 views | union_jack |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 13:14 - Aug 15 by onehunglow |
He told me off only yesterday .
I’m gonna sneak this joke in but by bit so as not to offend . |
Looking forward to the next instalment.
Have a look at the Eng v Wal thread😳 by the way! | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 15:42 - Aug 15 with 15754 views | Flashberryjack |
Paddy goes on who wants to be a millionaire.
Chris Tarrant asks him, Which one of these was involved in the great train robbery.
1 Ronnie Biggs. 2 Ronnie Corbett. Ronnie Baker or Ronnie O'Sullivan ?
Paddy takes his time to think about it, then says "well Chris I've had a wonderful day, but I'll take the £100.
Tarrant says " don't be so silly paddy, you've still got 3 lifelines left.
Paddy says "Chris I may be silly, but I aint no f*cking Grass"
Apologies to our Irish friends. |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 16:17 - Aug 15 with 15729 views | onehunglow |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 15:42 - Aug 15 by Flashberryjack |
Paddy goes on who wants to be a millionaire.
Chris Tarrant asks him, Which one of these was involved in the great train robbery.
1 Ronnie Biggs. 2 Ronnie Corbett. Ronnie Baker or Ronnie O'Sullivan ?
Paddy takes his time to think about it, then says "well Chris I've had a wonderful day, but I'll take the £100.
Tarrant says " don't be so silly paddy, you've still got 3 lifelines left.
Paddy says "Chris I may be silly, but I aint no f*cking Grass"
Apologies to our Irish friends. |
I thought P word was banned as offensive….so the Muslim fella replies … | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 19:57 - Aug 15 with 15654 views | max936 |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 06:58 - Aug 15 by KeithHaynes |
Not many chefs on here ? |
No comedians either ? |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 21:00 - Aug 15 with 15621 views | onehunglow |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 19:57 - Aug 15 by max936 |
No comedians either ? |
Not surprising really.comedians and the welsh are strange bedfellows
I blame the Chapel and the Eisteddfodd . | |
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