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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie 13:23 - Jan 7 with 2443 viewsKonk



This pitch-invader has nearly pulled-off the impressive five card trick of 21st Century footie fandom: Jesters hat, face paint (looks more Ukraine than Mansfield), vuvuzela and half-and-half friendship scarf. I’m guessing his foam hand fell off as he was being escorted from the pitch. Top effort from the boy.

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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 13:26 - Jan 7 with 2423 viewsToast_R

Did they player behind him boot him up the arse?
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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 13:31 - Jan 7 with 2391 viewssmegma

I think hes let himself down there. He should've completed the complete goon look by wearing full replica kit (shirt/shorts/socks) and football boots or astroboots.He could've scored extra points by having a gimps nickname on the back of his like Dazza or QBP.
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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 13:33 - Jan 7 with 2378 viewskomradkirk

Dont forget the shinpads
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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 13:37 - Jan 7 with 2357 viewskingo

Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 13:33 - Jan 7 by komradkirk

Dont forget the shinpads


Why, is he John Terry ?

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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 13:38 - Jan 7 with 2356 viewsKonk

Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 13:31 - Jan 7 by smegma

I think hes let himself down there. He should've completed the complete goon look by wearing full replica kit (shirt/shorts/socks) and football boots or astroboots.He could've scored extra points by having a gimps nickname on the back of his like Dazza or QBP.


True, but I've always had a soft spot for WE 8 CHELSEA or whatever. Also, I've forgotten rumble sticks. Although they are an asbolute ba stard to keep hold of when you're wearing big foam hands.

Question for legal experts/members of the law enforcement community: If this lad ended-up getting nicked rather than hoyed out the ground and booted up the arse, will his mug shot have been taken with the face paint on, or will they have made him wash his face first?

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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 13:40 - Jan 7 with 2339 viewssmegma

Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 13:38 - Jan 7 by Konk

True, but I've always had a soft spot for WE 8 CHELSEA or whatever. Also, I've forgotten rumble sticks. Although they are an asbolute ba stard to keep hold of when you're wearing big foam hands.

Question for legal experts/members of the law enforcement community: If this lad ended-up getting nicked rather than hoyed out the ground and booted up the arse, will his mug shot have been taken with the face paint on, or will they have made him wash his face first?


It could be a facial tattoo ?
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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 13:44 - Jan 7 with 2317 viewsPacal_Votan

Surely the steward should get a "straight" red for an offside bumming offense?

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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 13:46 - Jan 7 with 2303 viewsKonk

Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 13:40 - Jan 7 by smegma

It could be a facial tattoo ?


If it is, he's got to be disappointed with the blue they've used. Having said that, it's still better than Shaun Derry's weird tattoo of a dog with a human body, wearing a mac. The sort of thing you might "commission" from one of the charcoal portrait artists around Leicester Square after an afternoon drinking Absinthe in Soho.
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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 14:03 - Jan 7 with 2241 viewsTacticalR

Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 13:46 - Jan 7 by Konk

If it is, he's got to be disappointed with the blue they've used. Having said that, it's still better than Shaun Derry's weird tattoo of a dog with a human body, wearing a mac. The sort of thing you might "commission" from one of the charcoal portrait artists around Leicester Square after an afternoon drinking Absinthe in Soho.
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That tattoo scrambled Oscar's brain on Wednesday night. Everywhere he went there was a dog in raincoat tattoo following him around.

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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 17:38 - Jan 7 with 2079 viewsMytch_QPR

Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 13:46 - Jan 7 by Konk

If it is, he's got to be disappointed with the blue they've used. Having said that, it's still better than Shaun Derry's weird tattoo of a dog with a human body, wearing a mac. The sort of thing you might "commission" from one of the charcoal portrait artists around Leicester Square after an afternoon drinking Absinthe in Soho.
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Most importantly, Konk, he seems to have embraced one of your favourite items - the friendship scarf. Having said that, he doesn't seem to have entered into the spirit of 'friendship' too much.

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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 17:48 - Jan 7 with 2033 viewsJuzzie

There were those friendship/match-day scarves at Stamford Bridge last week. Clearly they don't know....

My girlfriend jokingly said "Shall I get you one?" To which I replied. "OK, I'll just burn the Chelsea end off then!".


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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 17:50 - Jan 7 with 2032 viewsKonk

Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 17:38 - Jan 7 by Mytch_QPR

Most importantly, Konk, he seems to have embraced one of your favourite items - the friendship scarf. Having said that, he doesn't seem to have entered into the spirit of 'friendship' too much.


I'm a huge fan of the friendship scarf. I intend to buy one at every match I attend from now on. Then, one day, I'm going to spread them all out on the living room floor and quietly wonder what the fu cking hell it is I'm supposed to do with them. My top-tip, by the way, which I picked-up from a bloke in Hamburg, is to try and leave it until after the game before buying your friendship scarf - that way you can often secure a considerable discount. Sorted.

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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 17:53 - Jan 7 with 2021 viewsexiled_dictator

Shaun Derry, a man of many haircuts:

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http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgX_Vs21VbkWYVBmMSP9bHBpS5MGm6SZ--s-o9a

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http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUpftpJzaZ89kZ5VCh8-HTJUfYW9eDLEwNh9ap5

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFQt5fmUFSS1--jCas3SmTTAfW7nXTEdJkO_dgM

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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 18:35 - Jan 7 with 1959 viewsJigsore

Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 14:03 - Jan 7 by TacticalR

That tattoo scrambled Oscar's brain on Wednesday night. Everywhere he went there was a dog in raincoat tattoo following him around.


How long's that been there? I thought I was seeing things !

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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 18:45 - Jan 7 with 1943 viewsMytch_QPR

Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 17:50 - Jan 7 by Konk

I'm a huge fan of the friendship scarf. I intend to buy one at every match I attend from now on. Then, one day, I'm going to spread them all out on the living room floor and quietly wonder what the fu cking hell it is I'm supposed to do with them. My top-tip, by the way, which I picked-up from a bloke in Hamburg, is to try and leave it until after the game before buying your friendship scarf - that way you can often secure a considerable discount. Sorted.


You could cut each one in half and stick them to a bit of plyboard, then (and this is the clever bit) one wall of your living room becomes a real-time polyester / faux cotton league table.
It could catch on.

Equally, with the amount of static generated it could catch fire.
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"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
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Mansfield fan invades pitch after overdosing on cheap football tat and pre-match excitement before Liverpool cup tie on 18:52 - Jan 7 with 1932 viewskingsburyR

Puts to bed the rumour that Derry was born with grey hair I suppose!!

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