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Reply		Well done Chelsea!
at 21:28 26 Feb 2026

Chelsea’s five-year spend on new players was £1.94billion, adding up to them once again having the most expensively-assembled squad in world history, with the players who ended 2025 under now-sacked Enzo Maresca having cost £1.52bn in total, up a further £90m from 12 months earlier.

Chelsea were fined £80m by Uefa in the summer and agreed to a four-year “settlement agreement” after their squad costs reached nearly 90 per cent of revenue, well above the 70 per cent limit for clubs in European competition.

Unlike the Premier League, Uefa did not allow Chelsea to include the in-house sales of the hotel at Stamford Bridge and the club’s women’s team in their accounts.

You couldn't make it up.
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Reply		Is it time to give Jimmy a rest ???
at 00:29 26 Feb 2026

The only time we give Jimmy a rest is when he can't make the shot without keeping one foot on the ground.

Although knowing our luck, he'll pull his hammy when trying the shot in the first place.
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Reply		What was said?
at 00:25 26 Feb 2026

I realise that's tongue in cheek.

To clarify, we all know the real reason we lost was due to the change in match thread starter because the unwritten law is that the previous one should have "stayed on" having been a rarely sighted match thread starter, chicken dinner.

I pity the fool that starts the next match thread...

[Post edited 26 Feb 0:25]
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Reply		What was said?
at 19:33 25 Feb 2026

Apologies for the sauce, don't shoot the messenger etc, etc...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport
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Reply		I've not started a match thread before, but I thought f*ck it, why not? v Saints
at 21:50 24 Feb 2026

We've had a visit from the Saint of Bumgobbery.
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Reply		I've not started a match thread before, but I thought f*ck it, why not? v Saints
at 21:19 24 Feb 2026

Brutal.
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Reply		I've not started a match thread before, but I thought f*ck it, why not? v Saints
at 21:16 24 Feb 2026

Quick. Start a new match thread, while there's enough time...
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Reply		I've not started a match thread before, but I thought f*ck it, why not? v Saints
at 20:56 24 Feb 2026

Same team as 3 days ago, yet it so isn't.

Thankfully there's only 2 Queens Park Rangers.

Still, at least Saito hasn't been shit.
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Reply		No subject
at 20:44 24 Feb 2026

We need lots of chairs, for all our injured players to sit on.
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Reply		I've not started a match thread before, but I thought f*ck it, why not? v Saints
at 20:31 24 Feb 2026

It's Hammy Time.
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Reply		I've not started a match thread before, but I thought f*ck it, why not? v Saints
at 20:28 24 Feb 2026

Is that the women's Bodo team?!
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Reply		I've not started a match thread before, but I thought f*ck it, why not? v Saints
at 20:26 24 Feb 2026

The sooner we win 5 in a row the better...
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Reply		I've not started a match thread before, but I thought f*ck it, why not? v Saints
at 20:22 24 Feb 2026

They think it's all over...
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Reply		I've not started a match thread before, but I thought f*ck it, why not? v Saints
at 20:12 24 Feb 2026

Don't know if you're referencing the "pen", but replay showed initial contact was outside the area and the faintest of touches.

In other news our closing down is shit!
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Reply		I've not started a match thread before, but I thought f*ck it, why not? v Saints
at 18:18 24 Feb 2026

Is the, us nearly always being one of the teams that kick off later on a midweek game, the same fallacy as we always do badly against struggling teams, or does it just feel that way?

Anyway, why are we the only 8pm kick off tonight?
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Reply		Bennie and Walsh on today's win
at 16:06 21 Feb 2026

Fcukin why not, indeed!
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Reply		Bennie's Cracker
at 14:45 21 Feb 2026

I thought Bennie was his first name.
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Reply		A Hulluva Hard Game Match Thread
at 14:33 21 Feb 2026

Gotta love a happy ending.
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Reply		A Hulluva Hard Game Match Thread
at 14:17 21 Feb 2026

That shot had jets on it...
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Reply		A Hulluva Hard Game Match Thread
at 13:56 21 Feb 2026

He's been the worst of the 9 players on the bench this afternoon.
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