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Thread | Kim Jong Gone?
at 02:52 20 Oct 2026
Rumours swirling that everybody’s favourite tubby tyrant was airlifted to China following a suspected brain haemorrhage probably caused by his gargantuan girth and subsequently has shuffled off his offensively corpulent mortal coil and has joined his forebears in eternal oblivion.
Obviously any rumours surrounding the hell on earth colloquially known as North Korea must be treated with slightly more than a splattering of salt, he has of course disappeared before presumed dead only to rise from the ashes like a gormless looking adipose infested and overly sweaty phoenix.
If he is dead though it poses a problem as his only heir apparents are his 12 year old daughter and his batshit crazy sister. A problem acerbated by the fact the previously mentioned and potentially deceased obese overseer has had most of his family brutally murdered or exiled.
Many observers are worried that a power vacuum created by the demise of this blubbering mess of a human being could lead to a power struggle, civil war or a military coup.
Perhaps in a few days we will find out one way or another. |
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Reply | Okay I’ll post it. Call him what you want
at 17:35 19 Oct 2026
I don’t understand how he can possibly claim with a straight face that he didn’t attempt to murder the 14 people he plunged a knife into.
His defence are taking the piss. |
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Reply | French Economy in Trouble
at 08:37 19 Oct 2026
I thought we were an absolute basket case but France has taken it to a whole new level. Macron really needs to resign following his shambolic handling of these fiery but mostly peaceful protests/mass looting and destruction. |
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Reply | Swansea City v West Ham United : Match Thread
at 14:01 18 Oct 2026
Bit more composure from Cabango from around three yards out twice and we’d be celebrating a good win. Could have just passed it in don’t know why he tried to smash either of them. Those two chances alone were better than anything West Ham had apart from maybe the one on one which the striker should have hit it early and not taken a touch. |
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Reply | The Just Non-Football Forum Daily Dose of Insanity
at 13:43 16 Oct 2026
Prisoners are known to be at a much higher risk of suicide. If he had taken the codeine away, stocked up on them then offed himself the nurse who let him walk away with them would no doubt be up on some sort of charge and sacked.
Why doesn’t common sense apply in 2026? |
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Reply | The Just Non-Football Forum Daily Dose of Insanity
at 11:56 16 Oct 2026
It is an absolutely ridiculously farcical situation but the judge can only really act on what the law says and if the law constantly creates these absolutely ridiculously farcical situations we really should be changing that law. But the government are so dogmatically obsessed with these international conventions the chances of us ever withdrawing from them and creating our own laws that apply both human rights and common sense are virtually nil. |
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Reply | A game of chance, for fun
at 19:19 14 Oct 2026
We’ll inevitably have a downturn at some point. It will all come down to how we react to that.
Encouraging thing is we were averaging almost 2 points a game under Matos last season too. If we can stay anywhere near that we’re looking 85-90 points. |
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Reply | French Economy in Trouble
at 11:37 14 Oct 2026
Embarrassing for Burnham he’s only been in a few weeks and he’s already got MI5 and his own foreign secretary ‘fact correcting’ him. |
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Reply | Millwall v Swansea City: Match Thread
at 11:33 14 Oct 2026
Just is the one who hasn’t really adapted yet. It’s not really working for him and he seems a second or two off the pace. Always look better once he’s gone off. He might need a few weeks to work on some physicality and get his sharpness back.
We’ve also got Iorpenda who can play there. Wonder why he hasn’t had any minutes so far? |
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Reply | Ross Stewart
at 11:29 14 Oct 2026
If he’d gone down it would probably have been a penalty and red card if VAR was in place. A good example of the ‘dark arts’ of defending.
Great run though. |
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Reply | Andy Burnham
at 19:15 13 Oct 2026
He’s been parachuted in as a last resort because the party is on its arse and doesn’t have any other options. He ran for leader several times when the party still had people with a little bit of gravitas and got absolutely nowhere. |
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Reply | French Economy in Trouble
at 17:43 12 Oct 2026
Foreign Secretary on the news earlier said that the Russian interference was “unsuccessful”.
I doubt our intelligence services are innocent when it comes to influencing elections around the world either. It’s the sort of thing I imagine every country does. When we do it it’s “diplomacy”. |
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Reply | That Header
at 14:49 12 Oct 2026
Heading is an art that has largely been lost in the modern game. The power some strikers used to generate from pretty much nothing especially with those balls that used to be a lot heavier was something to behold. |
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Reply | US Public Execution?
at 15:15 11 Oct 2026
Don’t agree with the death penalty in principle but I can certainly understand why people would want to see this guy get what’s coming to him.
One of the main principles of justice is that it is not only done but also seen to be done. And doing it behind closed doors with only a handful of lawyers and reporters in attendance does not fulfill the ‘seen to be done’ quota. |
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Reply | We need Socialist or even Communist economic policies
at 21:33 10 Oct 2026
Schooling is paid for. The NHS is paid for. Everything is paid for. Nothing is truly free. We all pay for it but some people pay more than others which generally is fine if you can afford it but more and more people are being dragged into the bracket where they can’t afford it despite working full time 50 hours a week when others could work but choose not to, sit on their arse all week, have all the free time in the world and get everything handed to them. It creates an inherent unfairness and people are getting squeezed more and more to pay for it all. |
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Reply | We need Socialist or even Communist economic policies
at 18:50 10 Oct 2026
Arguably it’s the socialist policies that is the millstone around our neck. The welfare state should be a safety net, not a lifestyle choice. When the government is paying out more in welfare than it takes in income tax massive alarm bells should be ringing. |
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Reply | US Public Execution?
at 19:44 9 Oct 2026
Knowing the Americans they’ll probably make it pay per view with a commercial break between every bullet that’s fired. |
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