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Reply | Pick your fantasy QPR team
at 11:18 19 Sep 2026
Behold, terror:
Walsh
Hämäläinen
Ron Abbott
Gnohere
Kane
Taylor Richards
St. Joseph of the Misplaced Pass
Parejo
El Khayati
Wright-Phillips
Agyemang |
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Reply | Spine Shivers XI
at 20:28 14 Sep 2026
The same way I forgot Jay Bothroyd and Andy Johnson - absolutely spaced on them ever playing for us
Also, Modibo Maiga. |
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Reply | Spine Shivers XI
at 17:55 14 Sep 2026
Strikers alone could keep me busy for a while trying to only pick two:
Hateley, Slade, Koejoe, Callum Willock, Washington, Bonne, Nygaard, Leons Clarke and Best, Hulse, Di Carmine, Agyemang (after his opening few games)... |
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Reply | The Dennis Cirkin song
at 13:52 14 Sep 2026
I guess we should be thankful they didn't think to rhyme with merkin. |
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Reply | Favourite ever QPR team I enjoyed watching
at 10:00 13 Sep 2026
I liked Gino, but he loses a point for the half season he spent trying to score directly from every corner because Hartlepool's crap goalkeeper dropped one in once.
Could have extended the list out to a full 25 man squad and I'd still be missing names tbh. Sure, I can add Ainsworh, Austin, Blackstock, Carlisle, Gorkss to the list but then I'm still missing Smithies, Wszolek, Chery, Smyth, Mackie, pre-Pickens Vine etc. |
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Reply | Favourite ever QPR team I enjoyed watching
at 09:17 12 Sep 2026
Day/Kenny
Walker Shittu R. Dunne Tosic
Derry Faurlin Rowlands
Eze Taarabt
Helguson
Subs:
Hill
J. Dunne
Langley
Cook
Buzsaky
Crouch
Furlong
Super Robbie Steiner
Can't pick between Kenny or Day in goal.
Does Super Rob really belong? No, but he was my favourite player when I was 9, so that just sticks with you. |
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Reply | LLM Ban on LFW
at 18:31 2 Sep 2026
It's an effort thing - if someone wants to craft a persona that has them as someone on the training field by day, in the canteen every afternoon and in the boardroom at night, then sure, we'll pull on the loose strings and watch it blow up in their face.
The AI posters? It's half a disposable thought they had mid-wipe and outsourced to a machine. Zero interest. |
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Reply | QPR Bolton connections?
at 11:12 19 Aug 2026
The weirdness of Tal Ben Haim - short term contract during our insane trolley dash years, gets released, signs but doesn't actually sign for an MLS club, plays in a preseason friendly for us after being released.
And he was crap to boot. What's not to love for the connections section? |
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Reply | Premier League financial settlement for the EFL
at 18:38 29 Jul 2026
So €1.5b over 10 years, with €100m this year. 80% to the Championship - that's just over €4m per club; about 2 months worth of losses covered.
The remaining €1.4 billion is on a sliding scale upwards, presumably mostly weighted in the back end of the decade, so we're maybe looking at something between €4 - 5m a year for the first five years, rising to ~€8.5m in 2035.
One rights deal that doesn't meet expectations for the EPL and they'll pull the plug quicker than you can say "ITV Digital" |
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Reply | Ones that got away.
at 23:10 4 Jul 2026
We had Zlatan Ibrahimovic on trial in 1999 and turned him down due to the staff not having his ego.
In retrospect, I'm sure sticking with Chris Kiwomya was the right idea  |
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Reply | Best footballer's name
at 22:04 21 Jun 2026
Former Brazillian player Argelico Fuchs is surely the winner - especially prior to "correcting" his name in 2020 (which I cannot post here). Eurosport definitely had fun with it back in the day...
https://www.theregister.com/of |
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Reply | New Kit 2026/27
at 07:00 16 Jun 2026
The first and third keeper kits would work pretty well as away kits down the line.
HINT HINT. |
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Reply | New Kit 2026/27
at 20:46 13 Jun 2026
That's only particularly relevant if we're aiming for the home kit to be "fashion ware" - that quite simply just doesn't happen for smaller teams - we're not Juventus or whichever bullshit nothing club have signed Messi/Ronaldo this year, so it's broadly irrelevant.
Great, 4 million views on a video where the kit is shown briefly, I don't believe this translates to sales because there's a giant 'kin MSPaint logo in the middle of it, plus it's not a "fashionable" kit, period.
It's marketing by and for people who don't understand what QPR are. |
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Reply | New Front of Shirt Sponsor
at 10:24 6 Jun 2026
Total merchandise sales from the last two years of accounts have been £2.0m and £1.9m respectively - as far as the club are concerned, from a purely financial viewpoint they'd stick quite literally anything on the kit as a sponsor if they got paid slightly over 7 figures for it as it would supercede the entire year's worth of commercial sales.
It's not like there's a massive hidden buyer base just waiting for the platonic ideal of a QPR kit to be released so they can throw money at the club.
Frankly, unless we're somehow going to unearth a production line of talent from non-league who are all somehow good enough for the Championship who are also happy to be paid about 75% less than their average counterparts in the league, there's not any real alternative. |
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Reply | New Front of Shirt Sponsor
at 16:00 5 Jun 2026
Hopefully another company to fall into the QPR sponsor graveyard - can't be that many still trading after having sponsored us over the last 30 years. JD Sports and Air Asia are about it, right? |
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Reply | Sinclair Armstrong off to Turkey
at 18:45 4 Jun 2026
At what point does "but I can fix him!" stop being an acceptable excuse for signing players who are clearly never going to cut it? |
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