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Film 2026; don't think we have such a thread yet
at 19:34 26 Feb 2026

Or Real Tennis!

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QPR v Liverpool - 1975 Extended Highlights
at 19:23 26 Feb 2026

Beam me back, Scotty!

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Twelve games left
at 17:30 26 Feb 2026

Do you mean to say none of that lot have piqued Hollywood’s interest yet?!

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I've not started a match thread before, but I thought f*ck it, why not? v Saints
at 20:33 24 Feb 2026

Hammy House of Horror

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Charlton crowd issues
at 16:52 24 Feb 2026

As a light-hearted aside, E17, I wonder whether your expertise in obfuscatory language extends to overturning Penalty Charge Notices (PCNs) and parking fines? There’s a few on this forum who might appreciate it!

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Most irritating and mutable commentaror
at 00:07 23 Feb 2026

Reminds me of Stuart Hall (sorry!) whose ‘thing’ was quoting Shakespeare or English Romantic poets like Percy Bysshe Shelley (‘Ozymandias, king of kings’ etc) while reporting on no-score draws between Accrington Stanley and Barrow.

[Post edited 23 Feb 2:58]

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Wot! No Randy Andy Pandy thread yet
at 18:01 22 Feb 2026

She said ‘no’, Andrew. She said ‘no’ …

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Dennis The Menace to feature on 50p Coin
at 17:45 22 Feb 2026

One of my pet hates that, people who think hoops and stripes are interchangeable. In much the same way that some people (journalists usually) refer to Ub*r minicabs as ‘taxis’.

Edit to bring post back on thread by declaring my credentials as a childhood member of the Dennis the Menace Fan Club.

[Post edited 22 Feb 17:49]

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The Tiger Who Came to Lunch Match Thread
at 14:53 21 Feb 2026

The Tiger Who Came to Lunch couldn’t adapt. Darwinism writ large, innit.

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A Hulluva Hard Game Match Thread
at 13:03 21 Feb 2026

Beat me to it, Dorse!

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Friday Choons - Money
at 11:04 21 Feb 2026

It’s the Fab 4 again, pop pickers …

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I quite like the name - "LOFTUS"
at 23:07 20 Feb 2026

I think it’s a really interesting question, Stainrod. There was obviously a first ever ‘QPR’ mention in print, but when? I wonder if any programme collectors might be called upon to assist? And didn’t there used to be a newspaper library at Colindale? I vaguely recall seeing a book of QPR newspaper reports from 1914 too. Who fancies doing a bit of research?!

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I quite like the name - "LOFTUS"
at 22:22 20 Feb 2026

Too many syllables? Doesn’t roll off the tongue like QPR. Plus, QPR just looks right.

Mind you, Sergio Agüero referred to us as ‘Koo Peh Err-eh’ (Spanish pronunciation) in the post match interview after the 2012 game at the Etihad!

[Post edited 20 Feb 22:32]

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Friday Choons - Money
at 21:56 20 Feb 2026

D’oh. Staring me in the face, this one …

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Friday Choons - Money
at 21:49 20 Feb 2026

You’ll need a J-O-B if you want to be with Gwen …

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I quite like the name - "LOFTUS"
at 21:28 20 Feb 2026

I think we need a secret handshake.

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Friday Choons - Money
at 18:01 20 Feb 2026

Arguably about more than just ‘money’ but it’s in the title so that’s good enough for me …

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Friday Choons - Money
at 17:01 20 Feb 2026

Any excuse to post some Marvin …

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Friday Choons - Money
at 16:45 20 Feb 2026

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Friday Choons - Money
at 16:39 20 Feb 2026

Valentine Brothers original for me …

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