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Anyone Else Buy a Programme Last Night?
at 01:38 16 Oct 2026

Haven’t bought a programme for years now. What is it, four quid or something these days? Still treasure my 70’s ones though.
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Friday Music: Songs With Foreign Words/Phrases
at 00:00 16 Oct 2026

Je t’adore, ich liebe dich etc …

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Charles's gambit
at 18:00 15 Oct 2026

With a dash of Don Masson thrown in.
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Charles's gambit
at 17:57 15 Oct 2026

Can’t immediately bring to mind the name of the fella who does the ‘deep dive’ tactical analysis stuff for LFW, but would love to get his insight into Pierce’s technique (apologies in advance if it’s already been done and I’ve somehow managed to miss it!)
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Charles's gambit
at 16:05 15 Oct 2026

Hope we don’t play Fulham any time soon then.
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Is it time ?
at 15:53 14 Oct 2026

Toss up between Julie Newmar (‘Catwoman’ in the 1960’s Batman TV series) and Diana Rigg’s Emma Peel in The Avengers for me.

You may have unleashed forces that can’t be contained here, Beckenham.
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Is it time ?
at 15:38 14 Oct 2026

Could be on to something there …

Jools Stéphan whoah-oh
Jools Stéphan whoah-oh-oh-oh
He came from f*cking Rennes
To lead our team of men
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Is it time ?
at 15:12 14 Oct 2026

Good call. Particularly if sung in the traditional ‘round’.
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Is it time ? (n/t)
at 08:48 14 Oct 2026

To the tune of John Cage’s 4’ 33” presumably.
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Is it time ?
at 08:46 13 Oct 2026

Bad pint, Kensal?
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Is it time ?
at 21:20 12 Oct 2026

There’s a whole thread of potential Gallic food/drink-related chants from when he was first appointed. A more competent person than me could probably locate it if required.
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Freedom Pass
at 20:22 12 Oct 2026

Does seem rather ‘niche’, I grant you.
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Freedom Pass
at 20:12 12 Oct 2026

I believe Wayne Rooney may have.
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Freedom Pass
at 20:08 12 Oct 2026

You don’t want to know.
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keeper
at 14:07 12 Oct 2026

I’ve been seduced too. Hope Phil Parkes will have me back when it all goes pear-shaped.
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Fantastically entertaining West Ham fan post match rant
at 08:53 11 Oct 2026

How very dare you, sir. I can’t help being bald.
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Oh dear. 😂😂
at 08:49 11 Oct 2026

It’s the ‘wiggling’ that concerns me. I have led a sheltered life, you know.
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Freedom Pass
at 04:19 11 Oct 2026

Similarly, I was once waiting for an early train at Dent station on the Settle-Carlisle Line (up north somewhere). After some delay an announcement was made that it would be cancelled due to a ‘landslip’.

When two locals subsequently arrived I informed them that there had been a ‘landslip’ and that the train wouldn’t be leaving.

One of them turned to the other, chuckled, and said, “Oh, that’s what they’ll have said. It’ll be old Tom, the driver. It was his daughter’s wedding yesterday and they’ll have had a hell of a night at the Legion. He won’t have fancied it this morning”.
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Freedom Pass
at 03:57 11 Oct 2026

I was once told by staff at Hampton Court (an end-of-the-line station) that there was some doubt as to whether a particular scheduled train would be leaving at the appointed time (or whether it would even leave at all) because no one knew if the driver ‘would want to go out again’.
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fifa
at 03:42 11 Oct 2026

Bipolaroid Disorder: it’s on the increase apparently.
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