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My hacked-off take
at 23:33 23 Nov 2024

To start with today's 'must-win' game (and, if there is such a thing, I think it may have been - for team spirit, if nothing else), and while its true we kept going after a fashion, created one or two chances and weren't far away on a few occasions, Stoke still had more possession, scored two goals (one fortuitously disallowed by our supposed baby-faced nemesis Mr Ward, who actually performed like a converted homer - perhaps he reads LfW too) and hit the post. Limited and fairly unambitious as they were, for me 1-1 didn't particularly flatter them, and in Cannon (15 champ goals in 32 apps, for the record) they have a striker (whom we should have been into Leicester for like a shot, rather than poring over the Scandi data analytics on a shiny laptop) who can float like a butterfly for 85 minutes before stinging like a bee and who, unlike anyone in the vicinity of our building, looks the part, takes up threatening positions and can do old-fashioned things like shoot on target. If you could say that another day we might have squeezed out a win like a over-wrought w*nk, on another again we could easily have lost. As Cardiff and Preston both picked up a point, and Portsmouth now have a game in hand, we've trodden water at best in our current murk.

I was comparing the line-up today with our glorious demolition of Leeds, which feels like a parallel universe apart. As against that XI, the side out there today was missing JCS, Chair and Colback, which I think most of us would agree is our best spine, one which gives us a competitive measure of composure, creativity and calm. Both on paper and on the pitch, however, that's a big minus factor for sure. On top of that, Willock and Dykes are both gone, which I don't think too many of us had too much argument with, as has Begovic, who we've clearly upgraded on in the excellent Nardi. Sadly, Saito apart, the world and Jude the Cat can see the new recruits aren't cutting it (one of whom is out till February with his calf strain-cum-surgery). At the same time, it's hardly a brand-new team or squad, so what else has gone wrong?

Of the above trio, according to the club's unexpected bulletin, Colback is back for either Cardiff or Watford next Saturday, Frey the following week, and JCS and Chair available a week or two after that. It's not exactly a world-class assemblage, but it is a Championship-class one, but my concern is what shape they'll be in and how long it might be before any or all of the break down yet again. Our stats with Jack in the team, even if he'd difficult to love or even warm to, are pretty unarguable, but how committed he is, let alone fit, in the current context I feel is open to question. Even assuming he plays a decent number of games between now and May, he'll also be the best of a year older going into them than he was against Leeds. As to Chair, as we're all painfully aware, he's has had no pre-season and now he'll have been off the grass again for a number of weeks. I think it's more and more dubious with every passing week whether he'll really get himself, or us, going his season. We know what a whole-hearted guy he is, but his very preparedness to go the extra mile for the team is, what, ironically may pull him up short again. One more overstretch, one or two weeks too soon, and he could easily be crocked for another month or worse.

At the same time, it is increasingly untenable and irritating to keep giving Marti and Calm free passes for 'credit in the bank' indefinitely. He agreed his extended contract knowing the set-up and his role (or lack of it) in the recruitment. It's his team he prepares and puts out. If Marti is telling us he's working 12 hour days at the training ground, it's not unreasonable to wonder if his assistants and the players don't need to work cleverer rather than harder. How much of those long days are with the team, and what he's actually doing ? His coaching seems to be doing nothing whatever for Celar or Smyth, to pick two, though the latter seems to be uncoachable when it comes to occasionally hitting the target or crossing to a member of his own team (who also needs players to take up positions for him - I'm talking to you, Jan, but not only to you).

MC's performance tonight at the WLS debrief concerns me a lot. A number of elements - defending his past performance yet again as a coach (irrelevant), referencing the injuries (we know, we know), talking in the future perfect tense about looking back on the support he received from the fans today (saddening), and again dropping heavy hints by alluding to the 'improvements' he has recommended to the club, but by implication not seen (worrying) - suggest to me a coach who is prickly, anxious, emotional, minimising his own shortcomings, and potentially scaffolding his departure (if it happens, which - at least for now - I hope it doesn't and he gets to turn it round with a less injury-blighted team). That might be harsh; it might be an over-pressed over-reading. However, if he can't improve the team in any discernible departments, whatever the variables and mitigation, the rumbling counter-argument for his termination realistically sprouts legs.

What's blindingly obvious and widely rehearsed is that the club is not being steered competently from the top -or what passes for it. The very fact that we retained a clearly bummed-out and burnt-out Hoos for as long as we did is itself indicative of owners who are incompetent, inert or both, but, if people want to roll their eyes at that self-evident exhibit, there's plenty else I and we can point to, as we know. (Even though Hoos is still some kind of sinecure Club Chairman, not a peep of objection has been raised, as it's Nourry who's been getting it in the neck.) They're all responsible in whatever camouflaged proportions: the owners/Board, the CEO, the Chairman, the Coach, and the players.

To sum up in reverse order, if my eyes don't lie to me, too many of the players are probably not good enough, the coaching team is hardly covering itself in glory, and the management team/ownership don't appear fit for purpose. Add all that together, and, barring a remarkable NY reboot, it's hard to see beyond the ship sinking right now.

Now tell me why I'm wrong!
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Rangers Report pre-Stoke
at 19:46 20 Nov 2024



Sinton looks tired and fed-up and seems to have aged about 10 years in the last few months. Resembles a man who's been locked up in Wormwood Scrubs for a stretch. Guess we've QPRed him too.

Good, honest interview with Cook, who tells it as it is. Interesting, and also curious, he speaks so much of 'getting the fans back onside' and winning our 'respect', especially as the last thing, I think, has been the fans not supporting the team.

The Stoke game is strangely almost exactly a year to the day when Cifuentes got his first win in charge against the same opposition. Do I expect lightning to strike twice? More hope than expectation, I'm afraid, and not much of that either.

1-2.

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Beale joins Gerrard at Al-Ettifaq
at 17:34 20 Nov 2024

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c20n2q2jx23o

Makes sense re his level. Soulless, money-macerated, and doubtless corrupt. Obviously, Gerrard doesn't care too much about the company he keeps either.

At least he's tolerably far away from LR these days.
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Unrecorded games from way back when - any memories?
at 03:21 20 Nov 2024

v Derby (H), 1-1, 76/77 (my first Rs game)
v Watford (A), 1-2, 79/80 (sensational winner from Glenn Roeder, dribbled 50 yds, I think)
v Fulham (A), 1-1, 1982/83 (scorcher from Lewington if memory serves)
v Stoke (H), 6-0, 83/84 (I think Stewart scored the 5th or 6th from virtually the halfway line)

There's something about remembering untelevised games from years past that feels like recalling dreams.

Any nostalgic overlaps appreciated.
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Marti in Impey-esque Retracted Neck health horror
at 19:39 16 Nov 2024

I know he may feel his neck is on the line and needs to keep a low profile, but this recent image of our manager surely signals a final nail in the club's coffin.




Everyone out etc., regardless of the state of their skeleton!




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Marti on Leeds
at 13:12 8 Nov 2024

https://www.qpr.co.uk/videos/0_tpes0dj1

Same futile cliches - working harder, understanding the basics etc., then nothing changes on the pitch. Either he/the club think we're stupid or are embracing the defintion of insanity about doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results (or both).

Mind you, with this inept, powder-puff, and crying-off squad, what are his options? The players (those who are semi-fit) don't look up to it, and the manager demoralised and out of ideas.

I wish I could grow super-long arms and embrace the 1,300 hardly souls in advance.
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Last night's attendance
at 18:46 6 Nov 2024

Given as 14,054 on the BBC. Watching on my stream, and judging by the huge gaps in SAR etc, it looked more like 11k to me. (Though Boro seemed to have a good following in the top of the School End - for a mid-week game especially.)

It might be a small point, but it hacks me off if the club is doing its smoke and mirrors thing with the crowd too. Though I guess it shouldn't surprise us.
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How many points will we take from our next 3 games (S'land H, M'bro H, Leeds A)?
at 18:09 27 Oct 2024

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2 keepers on bench today
at 18:11 26 Oct 2024

Personally, I found that completely bewildering and professionally unacceptable from Cifuentes. Assuming Dembele, Fox and Kolli weren't all injured - though who knows these days when a reported blackhead could keep any one of our players out for weeks - if I were the board, I'd be having a word on Monday morning. That was a load of turd!

Edit: https://www.qpr.co.uk/news/2024/october/26/cifuentes-post-burnley/
OK - perhaps I jumped the gun a bit! But these minor injuries and twinges are getting ridiculous, it seems to me.
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Team for Coventry
at 23:30 19 Oct 2024

Fox, Madsen and Ashby all need to come out, obviously. If Marti plays Madsen again, he should be kicked in the balls!

Nardi
Dunne Cooke JCS Paal
Field Dembele Morgan/Varane
Chair
Alfie Frey

Subs, Saito, Bennie, Smyth, Kolli, Walsh, Smyth

Don't see that team getting 3 points anyway, but it's the best of a bad bunch right now.
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MC, Steve Cook, and the idiocies of football speak
at 23:11 19 Oct 2024

So our captain gives, what, a woebegone 7-minute interview to tell us, apparently in all seriousness, that there's no lack of effort or endeavour, what we're missing is quality, but then the answer is just to work ever harder, as echoed by our insightful manager.

Have neither of them never heard the idea that clever people don't necessarily work harder, they work smarter? Either way, the concept seems to be extra-terrestrial to our lot!

Are these people stupid, do they think we are, or is it a bit of both?
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Alfie Lloyd
at 21:13 19 Oct 2024

Where the f*ck is he? Another one of our epoch-lasting 'minor' injuries, or just more mismanagement by Marti the Messiah? At least he gives it a bit of heart, or is the idea to field a team that sucks it out of you?
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How many of our players are keepers?
at 00:40 18 Oct 2024

Nardi (who is actually a keeper)
JCS
Chair
Saito
Dembele
Jimmy D.

After that, I'm struggling.
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From the Derby messageboard
at 02:42 6 Oct 2024

'Both teams are like two boxers who dance around the ring and go through the motions without ever really laying a glove on the opponent.'

'QPR are absolute garbage. We played against better L1 sides last season.'

'QPR are absolute tosh. We really have to put these to the sword.'

'QPR don't look good on the break.'

'OH BOBBY ZAMORRRRRRA . . .'

Not exactly 1975 revisited, was it?

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How many players is this squad short?
at 19:37 3 Oct 2024

I'll raise you five - a RB, a no. 8, a governor, a CF, and a RW.

Even if we sold Chair, I'm not sure we'd get two or three of them, however.

We have two or three injuries, and we look half-shot.

Worrying!
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Field on Hull
at 08:04 2 Oct 2024

https://www.qpr.co.uk/videos/0_whx0lc1l

Thinks all will be well if we keep playing like we did last night. You're a good egg, Sam, but seriously mate, get your head out of your arse!

Scary!
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Hevertton Santos
at 23:04 1 Oct 2024

Why do our Offish team sheets insist on giving him both his names? It doesn't make him a better player. Reminds me of Nick London and his annoying 'Mac Bonne' schtick.

Everyone out etc.
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I know we're only just into October, but . . .
at 22:50 1 Oct 2024

it's not looking very good, is it?

20th in the table (we could be in the bottom three after tomorrow night's games), still only 1 win in 8, and only Cardiff have conceded more.

The irritating absence of JCS, who, like Colback, seems to have picked up one of those 'minor' knocks that then keeps our players indefinitely, certainly isn't helping, but some of our defending tonight bordered on professional incompetence.

Dembele faded badly again, Frey never got into the game in the first place, Santos looked like an amateur, Celar mostly played like he's forgotten everything he ever learned about being a CF, and even Ilias' cameo was a non-event.

So, apart from the fact that our defence seems to have gone AWOL, our midfield can be played through like Moses and the Red Sea, and we can't score from open play, everything in Marti's garden is rosy.

For me, only Saito and Nardi came out of that with a modicum of credit, and looked like professional players. And don't get me started on Sam 'Teflon' Field!

And this was Hull! Hull!

Hand on heart, even if some players 'bed in' a bit better, do you really feel this squad is strong, coherent and 'tight' enough to be consistently competitive in this league this season?

In the words of Nick Cave,'where's my nurse? I need some healing!'
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Smyth's goal
at 21:50 29 Sep 2024

Can't understand why everyone isn't up in arms about this. If anything, for me, that decision was so rank it looked like corruption and was even worse than the red card. The fact that Smyth also made his outrage felt as loudly as he did also makes Cook's and his team-mates' lack of support look awful, and Marti didn't even mention it after in that hard-hitting club interview by our resident teenager, inexplicably. At 2-1, I wouldn't have bet against us snatching a draw.

Would anyone on this board seriously claim it was a foul at any level of football? Though I don't think I'll feel any less sick today about yesterday's utter charade, whatever anyone says.
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Pep on the EFL Cup
at 23:30 24 Sep 2024

“The next round, I announce you, I play the second team,” said Guardiola. “We are not going to waste energy, for sure.”

What an utter c*nt!

Does the EFL really have such contempt for their own competition that they're happy to allow this public cynicism to be amplified without censure?

Let's hope the PL find that horrible pseudo-club guilty of all 115+ charges and dump them out of professional competition pdq!

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