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Stuck Here at Work which is resembling Pripyat Today.. Still, ive got tomorrow off in lieu , so i'll be able to strap myself into the sofa like malcolm mcdowell in clockwork orange to watch that bloke on sky sports who looks a joy division SS officer from Salon Kitty, inform me that the Chesterfield left back has gone to Rochadale on a free transfer every 15 minutes .
sky transfer deadline day.
"And now over to gay meadow !!, for an update on whether Lil the char lady is dispensing Viennese whirls or almonds slices to the youth team. The situation is described as 'Fluid '
I'll make a deal with you gentlemen, if i dont crowbar Jermey Corbyn Dancing at the Notting hill Carnival Like William Hague at the Joey Jay soundsystem into this thread Can you refrain from posting Hilarious 'Harry Redknapps Elbow out of the car window on sky transfer deadline day ' References.
My predictions thus.
Chas ,Hoilett, Phillips To leave King Green to remain Traore to tragically remain like a Blight /Curse/Pox woven into the fabric of the club. A center Back to Arrive A desperately incompetent Replacement for Chas,( Im thinking Gary Webster/ Dennis Waterman proportions) A Reasonable Replacement For Phillips ( Im thinking Kenny Jones /Keith Moon proportions)
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The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 15:44 - Sep 1 with 3368 views
BREAKING SSN NEWS..Ed De Goey has just bought a 51% controlling interest In A Transgender reassignment Emporium In Clacton.
More details to be released by the danny dichio podcast panel..
FFS what am i watching.. There appears to be a Dominatrix presenting with Dr Mengele , the white haired Angel of transfer deadline day . I can only hope he conducts cruel expermentations as to the growth patterns on ian holloways jacket and carries out dental work on matt le tissiers rotten railings .
Never watched this show before.will never watch it again.Someone actually sent in a picture of their dog dressed as Jim white. I Wish i was back in rehab making chess pieces on a pottery wheel.
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The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 16:35 - Sep 1 with 2835 views
Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 16:27 - Sep 1 by Discodroids
BREAKING SSN NEWS..Ed De Goey has just bought a 51% controlling interest In A Transgender reassignment Emporium In Clacton.
More details to be released by the danny dichio podcast panel..
FFS what am i watching.. There appears to be a Dominatrix presenting with Dr Mengele , the white haired Angel of transfer deadline day . I can only hope he conducts cruel expermentations as to the growth patterns on ian holloways jacket and carries out dental work on matt le tissiers rotten railings .
Never watched this show before.will never watch it again.Someone actually sent in a picture of their dog dressed as Jim white. I Wish i was back in rehab making chess pieces on a pottery wheel.
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I am in a trance-like, zen state, transcending all temporal concerns. The agitated, repressed sexual longings of Jim White and his yellow neckwear range are as mere ripples in a calm blue ocean. Charlie abides. Angella (henceforth known as Landsbury) is among us. We have the comic possibilities of a bloke called Toszer. All will be well. Ramsey out.
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
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Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 16:38 - Sep 1 with 2794 views
Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 16:27 - Sep 1 by Discodroids
BREAKING SSN NEWS..Ed De Goey has just bought a 51% controlling interest In A Transgender reassignment Emporium In Clacton.
More details to be released by the danny dichio podcast panel..
FFS what am i watching.. There appears to be a Dominatrix presenting with Dr Mengele , the white haired Angel of transfer deadline day . I can only hope he conducts cruel expermentations as to the growth patterns on ian holloways jacket and carries out dental work on matt le tissiers rotten railings .
Never watched this show before.will never watch it again.Someone actually sent in a picture of their dog dressed as Jim white. I Wish i was back in rehab making chess pieces on a pottery wheel.
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Has that guy who looks like a peanut , you know Darnesh shown the TOTALISER yet ?
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
Try actually being on the SKY campus is Isleworth today. Keeping levels of control very, very difficult.... bundles of mee-jah luvies pretending they love "footy"
Utter, uttter
Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal
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Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 16:42 - Sep 1 with 2719 views
Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 16:40 - Sep 1 by Lblock
Max Headroom lives amongst us!!!
Try actually being on the SKY campus is Isleworth today. Keeping levels of control very, very difficult.... bundles of mee-jah luvies pretending they love "footy"
The scene in my front room @ 4.42pm North Chingford, as i digested the sight of a bloke punching the air behind Jim White in the back up office , working a piece of machinery Like a Mentat computation science officer in 'Dune'. Before Passing The over the grid references of Emmanuel Adebayors movements to Jim like a code breaker at bletchley park .
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The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 16:50 - Sep 1 with 2622 views
Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 16:47 - Sep 1 by Discodroids
The scene in my front room @ 4.42pm North Chingford, as i digested the sight of a bloke punching the air behind Jim White in the back up office , working a piece of machinery Like a Mentat computation science officer in 'Dune'. Before Passing The over the grid references of Emmanuel Adebayors movements to Jim like a code breaker at bletchley park .
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Emmanuel Adebayor's movements? Are we following him into the toilet now?
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
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Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 16:52 - Sep 1 with 2568 views
Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 16:40 - Sep 1 by Lblock
Max Headroom lives amongst us!!!
Try actually being on the SKY campus is Isleworth today. Keeping levels of control very, very difficult.... bundles of mee-jah luvies pretending they love "footy"
Utter, uttter
All dressed up and nowhere to go. A z list extravaganza
Strong and stable my arse.
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Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 17:04 - Sep 1 with 2416 views
Jamie Redknapp And Thierry Henry waltzing onto the studio floor now like Barry and Yvonne Stuart Hargreaves, the ball room dancers on Hi di Hi .
70 fackin quid a month im paying to watch Henry blow his unique brand of tantric snails muck like Sting on climax delay cream And Redknapp sitting there like one of Ronnie Krays Boyfriends before a heavy duty session of scatology with Ronnie in the basement of the blind beggar public house.
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The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 17:06 - Sep 1 with 2381 views
Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 17:05 - Sep 1 by Discodroids
Jamie Redknapp And Thierry Henry waltzing onto the studio floor now like Barry and Yvonne Stuart Hargreaves, the ball room dancers on Hi di Hi .
70 fackin quid a month im paying to watch Henry blow his unique brand of tantric snails muck like Sting on climax delay cream And Redknapp sitting there like one of Ronnie Krays Boyfriends before a heavy duty session of scatology with Ronnie in the basement of the blind beggar public house.
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Its just the mental imagery that brings that makes me shudder.
Never knowingly understood
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Transfer Deadline Day Thread. on 17:11 - Sep 1 with 2300 views