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QPR Gnome! 11:23 - May 7 with 3120 viewskropotkin41

My birthday today.... yes, yes, thank you, don't all rush at once, there's enough cake for everyone. Anyway, someone has given me a QPR garden gnome from the club shop.... no name on the paperwork. You could say it was given a-gnome-ynously...

Who knew the club sold gnomes? He's carrying a bit of extra timber, might do a job for us up front next season. White beard.... senior squad player.

‘morbid curiosity about where this is all going’

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QPR Gnome! on 11:34 - May 7 with 3049 viewshubble

Happy birthday. It's probably something to do with the National Elf Service. At least he's gone to a good gnome.

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QPR Gnome! on 11:37 - May 7 with 3037 viewsCateLeBonR

I think you should call him Albert (Agnomeah)
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QPR Gnome! on 12:11 - May 7 with 2958 viewsLblock

Happy Birthday

I had one once but the birds used him as a perch and broke him

Bloody Gnoming Pigeons

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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QPR Gnome! on 12:57 - May 7 with 2910 viewsDavieQPR

Be it ever so humble you've no place for gnome.
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QPR Gnome! on 15:02 - May 7 with 2834 viewsMrSheen

QPR Gnome! on 11:37 - May 7 by CateLeBonR

I think you should call him Albert (Agnomeah)


Arthur Gnomere?
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QPR Gnome! on 15:08 - May 7 with 2825 viewsnumptydumpty

Happy Birthday Kropotkin

Hopefully it precedes us winning our last Gnome game of the season tomorrow as we have had a very poor Gnome record this season !!!
[Post edited 7 May 2023 15:10]

Walking in a "Mackie Wonderland"
Poll: Where will we finish next season ???

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QPR Gnome! on 15:33 - May 7 with 2784 viewsMick_S

Happy birthday, Krop,

You do realise that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Never fails.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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QPR Gnome! on 15:39 - May 7 with 2777 viewsdmm

Happy Birthday, Kropotkin.

Hope you have a great celebration with your loved and liked ones. For as the great man himself said, “...under any circumstances sociability is the greatest advantage in the struggle for life.”
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QPR Gnome! on 20:13 - May 7 with 2671 viewsStanisgod

Got mine out of its winter hibernation in the shed this morning, grandkids came round and broke the top of his
hat off with ball 😭

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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QPR Gnome! on 20:25 - May 7 with 2652 viewsPlanetHonneywood

QPR Gnome! on 20:13 - May 7 by Stanisgod

Got mine out of its winter hibernation in the shed this morning, grandkids came round and broke the top of his
hat off with ball 😭


No offence, mate, but whichever one of your grandkids took the corner and couldn't beat a gnome as the first man, then they're not going to make it!

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QPR Gnome! on 00:06 - May 9 with 2470 viewshubble

Game of Gnomes. Season 1. For QPR, winter is coming.

Poll: Who is your player of the season?

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QPR Gnome! on 00:29 - May 9 with 2445 viewsBoston

QPR Gnome! on 20:13 - May 7 by Stanisgod

Got mine out of its winter hibernation in the shed this morning, grandkids came round and broke the top of his
hat off with ball 😭


...and we can't head either.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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QPR Gnome! on 16:50 - May 9 with 2326 viewsWoog

I had one I called Ann. I had her sticking out of the middle of my pond.

After all, Gnome Ann is an island.

Happy birthday.
[Post edited 9 May 2023 17:07]
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QPR Gnome! on 19:01 - May 9 with 2255 viewskernowhoop

Gnomore of this, please...
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