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Kim Jong Gone? 02:52 - Oct 20 with 929 views

Rumours swirling that everybody’s favourite tubby tyrant was airlifted to China following a suspected brain haemorrhage probably caused by his gargantuan girth and subsequently has shuffled off his offensively corpulent mortal coil and has joined his forebears in eternal oblivion.

Obviously any rumours surrounding the hell on earth colloquially known as North Korea must be treated with slightly more than a splattering of salt, he has of course disappeared before presumed dead only to rise from the ashes like a gormless looking adipose infested and overly sweaty phoenix.

If he is dead though it poses a problem as his only heir apparents are his 12 year old daughter and his batshit crazy sister. A problem acerbated by the fact the previously mentioned and potentially deceased obese overseer has had most of his family brutally murdered or exiled.

Many observers are worried that a power vacuum created by the demise of this blubbering mess of a human being could lead to a power struggle, civil war or a military coup.

Perhaps in a few days we will find out one way or another.

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Kim Jong Gone? on 08:49 - Oct 20 with 767 views

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Thanks for that

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Kim Jong Gone? on 10:33 - Oct 20 with 695 views

union_jack

His daughter has been seen a lot lately with him at events. Is she being groomed to succeed?

Or will his sister whose looks personify pure evil try assume power?

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Kim Jong Gone? on 10:48 - Oct 20 with 671 views

JJBomber

Kim Jong Gone? on 10:33 - Oct 20 by union_jack
His daughter has been seen a lot lately with him at events. Is she being groomed to succeed? Or will his sister whose looks personify pure evil try assume power?

His 12 year old daughter is being groomed? I didn't know she lived in Rotherham!

Kim Jong Gone? on 11:02 - Oct 20 with 649 views

union_jack

Kim Jong Gone? on 10:48 - Oct 20 by JJBomber
His 12 year old daughter is being groomed? I didn't know she lived in Rotherham!

😂
Who knows what goes on out there. Possibly her with his sister being the stand in until she’s 18 or whatever.

I didn’t realise she was only 12 (honestly m’lord).

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Kim Jong Gone? on 11:16 - Oct 20 with 642 views

Joesus_Of_Narbereth

State news channel and websites have all been mysteriously switched off apparently. When his dear old dad died (the actor who starred in Team America) they announced it two days later.

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Kim Jong Gone? on 15:52 - Oct 20 with 542 views

JJBomber

Kim Jong Gone? on 11:16 - Oct 20 by Joesus_Of_Narbereth
State news channel and websites have all been mysteriously switched off apparently. When his dear old dad died (the actor who starred in Team America) they announced it two days later.

Back from the dead:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/art

Kim Jong Gone? on 19:18 - Oct 20 with 453 views

KeithHaynes

Won’t believe it until I see it on Twitter.

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Kim Jong Gone? on 19:24 - Oct 20 with 443 views

Whiterockin

Kim Jong Gone? on 19:18 - Oct 20 by KeithHaynes
Won’t believe it until I see it on Twitter.

Until Keith does an article on it, it hasn't happened.

Kim Jong Gone? on 20:03 - Oct 20 with 409 views

Boundy

hasn't the world suffered enough with Greta Turdberg without having the threat of more crap from intellectually dead teenagers who are have power .

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Kim Jong Gone? on 09:51 - Oct 21 with 215 views

KeithHaynes

Kim Jong Gone? on 19:24 - Oct 20 by Whiterockin
Until Keith does an article on it, it hasn't happened.

His agent is in touch 👍

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