| Kim Jong Gone? 02:52 - Oct 20 with 960 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
Rumours swirling that everybody’s favourite tubby tyrant was airlifted to China following a suspected brain haemorrhage probably caused by his gargantuan girth and subsequently has shuffled off his offensively corpulent mortal coil and has joined his forebears in eternal oblivion.
Obviously any rumours surrounding the hell on earth colloquially known as North Korea must be treated with slightly more than a splattering of salt, he has of course disappeared before presumed dead only to rise from the ashes like a gormless looking adipose infested and overly sweaty phoenix.
If he is dead though it poses a problem as his only heir apparents are his 12 year old daughter and his batshit crazy sister. A problem acerbated by the fact the previously mentioned and potentially deceased obese overseer has had most of his family brutally murdered or exiled.
Many observers are worried that a power vacuum created by the demise of this blubbering mess of a human being could lead to a power struggle, civil war or a military coup.
Perhaps in a few days we will find out one way or another. |  |
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| Kim Jong Gone? on 08:49 - Oct 20 with 798 views | onehunglow |
Thanks for that |  |
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| Kim Jong Gone? on 10:33 - Oct 20 with 726 views | union_jack |
His daughter has been seen a lot lately with him at events. Is she being groomed to succeed?
Or will his sister whose looks personify pure evil try assume power? |  |
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| Kim Jong Gone? on 10:48 - Oct 20 with 702 views | JJBomber |
| Kim Jong Gone? on 10:33 - Oct 20 by union_jack |
His daughter has been seen a lot lately with him at events. Is she being groomed to succeed?
Or will his sister whose looks personify pure evil try assume power? |
His 12 year old daughter is being groomed? I didn't know she lived in Rotherham! | | | |
| Kim Jong Gone? on 11:02 - Oct 20 with 680 views | union_jack |
| Kim Jong Gone? on 10:48 - Oct 20 by JJBomber |
His 12 year old daughter is being groomed? I didn't know she lived in Rotherham! |
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Who knows what goes on out there. Possibly her with his sister being the stand in until she’s 18 or whatever.
I didn’t realise she was only 12 (honestly m’lord). | |
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| Kim Jong Gone? on 11:16 - Oct 20 with 673 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
State news channel and websites have all been mysteriously switched off apparently. When his dear old dad died (the actor who starred in Team America) they announced it two days later. | |
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| Kim Jong Gone? on 15:52 - Oct 20 with 573 views | JJBomber |
| Kim Jong Gone? on 11:16 - Oct 20 by Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
State news channel and websites have all been mysteriously switched off apparently. When his dear old dad died (the actor who starred in Team America) they announced it two days later. |
Back from the dead:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/art | | | |
| Kim Jong Gone? on 19:18 - Oct 20 with 484 views | KeithHaynes |
Won’t believe it until I see it on Twitter. |  |
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| Kim Jong Gone? on 19:24 - Oct 20 with 474 views | Whiterockin |
| Kim Jong Gone? on 19:18 - Oct 20 by KeithHaynes |
Won’t believe it until I see it on Twitter. |
Until Keith does an article on it, it hasn't happened. |  | | |
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| Kim Jong Gone? on 20:03 - Oct 20 with 440 views | Boundy |
hasn't the world suffered enough with Greta Turdberg without having the threat of more crap from intellectually dead teenagers who are have power . | |
| "In a free society, the State is the servant of the people—not the master." |
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| Kim Jong Gone? on 09:51 - Oct 21 with 246 views | KeithHaynes |
| Kim Jong Gone? on 19:24 - Oct 20 by Whiterockin |
Until Keith does an article on it, it hasn't happened. |
His agent is in touch 👍 | |
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| Kim Jong Gone? on 02:55 - Oct 22 with 6 views | Robbie |
| Kim Jong Gone? on 20:03 - Oct 20 by Boundy |
hasn't the world suffered enough with Greta Turdberg without having the threat of more crap from intellectually dead teenagers who are have power . |
Maybe Greta will hug herselt to a Jackdaw oilfield rigs stantion , more fool her .
Rosebank may be next to drill dependant on gets the profits of course and will it help my gas and elecricity bill in the long term .
Zac Polanski and The Greens really have got a lot to make challenges on this decision .
Carbon Neutral and the rest of the nonsense and waffle , just bin it as idea please .
No other World Superpower cares and The UK is not at the top table anymore to talk .
Sure there are well paid Caibinet Ministers and their hangers on who will disagree . | | | |
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