| Football v Sex 21:40 - Nov 15 with 5413 views | qprxtc |
I’ve heard it said among football fans that some incident or other is better than having sex.
Now either these people are virgins or have had very bad sex all the time.
I love me some Rangers but what it’s better than splurging over a big girls ginourmous gazongas in a Hammersmith Hotel in 1993 (delete or insert your sexual preference).
Zamora, close. But come on…
Eileen. |  | | |  |
| Football v Sex on 21:53 - Nov 15 with 4325 views | TwoHalves |
A nice cup of tea? |  | | |
| Football v Sex on 22:11 - Nov 15 with 4278 views | dmm |
Bristol Cream takes on a different meaning now... |  | | |
| Football v Sex on 22:26 - Nov 15 with 4257 views | qprxtc |
| Football v Sex on 21:53 - Nov 15 by TwoHalves |
A nice cup of tea? |
Over me sack baby! | | | |
| Football v Sex on 22:40 - Nov 15 with 4212 views | colinallcars |
Football 2 Sex 0 ( after extra time ) |  | | |
| Football v Sex on 23:40 - Nov 15 with 4087 views | Boston |
Surging runs
Throbbing atmosphere
Probing balls
Pulsating action
or Mrs Boston. | |
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| Football v Sex on 00:17 - Nov 16 with 4033 views | stowmarketrange |
The last minute at Preston last season was orgasmic.Someone even lost their keys in the celebrations didn’t they Clive.
And do you come at the same time as 45,000 others did on Zamora day? |  | | |
| Football v Sex on 02:58 - Nov 16 with 3903 views | FredManRave |
There's nothing better than coming from behind. |  |
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| Football v Sex on 03:00 - Nov 16 with 3898 views | numptydumpty |
Both are extremely important at a younger age and critical to life.
At more advanced years, both are greeted with less intensity, however more talked about than experienced ie BS wins the day.
Or is that just me !! |  |
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| Football v Sex on 04:11 - Nov 16 with 3873 views | FDC |
They are incomparable. One is something I enjoy only as a spectator, from professional level to amateur, often down the park. |  | | |
| Football v Sex on 04:46 - Nov 16 with 3854 views | TwoHalves |
Sounds like a memorable night. I take it Rangers lost again? | | | |
| Football v Sex on 04:55 - Nov 16 with 3843 views | TwoHalves |
| Football v Sex on 22:26 - Nov 15 by qprxtc |
Over me sack baby! |
That’ll be extra, sir. | | | |
| Football v Sex on 05:25 - Nov 16 with 3814 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Nearly always on the 60 minute mark, we start making substitutions. Sometimes for tactical reasons, other times to just freshen it up a bit. Certainly at that stage a double substitution really picks the pace up.
Preseason friendlies, utter chaos. Pretty much start subbing from 30 minutes until the end. We also use trialists. |  |
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| Football v Sex on 08:20 - Nov 16 with 3682 views | BklynRanger |
| Football v Sex on 04:11 - Nov 16 by FDC |
They are incomparable. One is something I enjoy only as a spectator, from professional level to amateur, often down the park. |
...the other is usually more of a professional endeavour involving a team of men and a whistle |  | | |
| Football v Sex on 09:33 - Nov 16 with 3584 views | thehat |
I suppose it depends on weather you are comparing it to the the nil nil draw with Oxford or Jamie Mackie’s last minute winner against Liverpool after trailing 2 v 0. [Post edited 16 Nov 2025 9:34]
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| Football v Sex on 10:35 - Nov 16 with 3490 views | TwoHalves |
| Football v Sex on 02:58 - Nov 16 by FredManRave |
There's nothing better than coming from behind. |
Arrived at the ground recently for a 12.30 KO forgetting that Sky had switched it to 3pm. Guess I’d come too soon. | | | |
| Football v Sex on 11:02 - Nov 16 with 3445 views | TwoHalves |
Say what you like about qprxtc but he has the perfect alibi for the evening in question. [Post edited 16 Nov 2025 11:34]
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| Football v Sex on 13:34 - Nov 16 with 3283 views | Gus_iom |
| Football v Sex on 02:58 - Nov 16 by FredManRave |
There's nothing better than coming from behind. |
Yeah, we lack penetration when coming from behind. Seem to wilt under pressure. | |
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| Football v Sex on 16:53 - Nov 16 with 3099 views | numptydumpty |
| Football v Sex on 04:11 - Nov 16 by FDC |
They are incomparable. One is something I enjoy only as a spectator, from professional level to amateur, often down the park. |
i go to that park and loads of people turn up, but they just take their dogs for a walk and when i flash my headlights, they look at me rather strangely !! | |
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| Football v Sex on 18:08 - Nov 16 with 3008 views | FDC |
Ireland fans in Hungary might take a view on this tonight | | | |
| Football v Sex on 19:17 - Nov 16 with 2918 views | numptydumpty |
| Football v Sex on 18:08 - Nov 16 by FDC |
Ireland fans in Hungary might take a view on this tonight |
And we used to be constantly linked with Troy Parrot too !!! | |
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| Football v Sex (n/t) on 20:13 - Nov 16 with 2854 views | numptydumpty |
| Football v Sex on 18:08 - Nov 16 by FDC |
Ireland fans in Hungary might take a view on this tonight |
[Post edited 16 Nov 2025 20:14]
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| Football v Sex on 22:33 - Nov 16 with 2724 views | Sonic_Hoop |
Pretty average at both, despite lots of practice. Back in the day. |  | | |
| Football v Sex on 01:38 - Nov 17 with 2633 views | johncharles |
Whichever football or sex VAR will ruin it |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Football v Sex on 03:51 - Nov 17 with 2584 views | HAYESBOY |
Both are a bit up and down really............ |  |
| Smells like a trout farm in here |
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| Football v Sex on 08:14 - Nov 17 with 2474 views | TwoHalves |
| Football v Sex on 08:20 - Nov 16 by BklynRanger |
...the other is usually more of a professional endeavour involving a team of men and a whistle |
There’s that ‘team of men’ again. Steve McClaren has a lot to answer for. | | | |
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