| Injuries...... 12:47 - Aug 7 with 34175 views | Markofthegrove | Two days out from the season and a few question marks in the squad and the club refuse to give the spiv fans an update. So what do we know? Jimmy - Looks like a hip injury? Steve Cook - Hammy. Michi Frey – from all accounts, he looks like he is out for a while. JCS - Broken Heartstring. Anyone else? |  | | |  |
| Injuries...... on 12:51 - Aug 7 with 10749 views | Northernr | Smyth. Varane? |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 12:52 - Aug 7 with 10711 views | Markofthegrove |
| Injuries...... on 12:51 - Aug 7 by Northernr | Smyth. Varane? |
Ahhhh, more bad luck (Ben Williams voice) |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 13:23 - Aug 7 with 10591 views | johnhoop |
| Injuries...... on 12:52 - Aug 7 by Markofthegrove | Ahhhh, more bad luck (Ben Williams voice) |
If this is what happens with Ben Williams around maybe we ought to club together to send him back to Dubai. |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 13:30 - Aug 7 with 10565 views | DannyPaddox | Paul Nardi - sprained ennui |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 13:37 - Aug 7 with 10507 views | EastR | Paul Smyth - overly chipper |  |
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| Injuries...... on 13:55 - Aug 7 with 10426 views | colinallcars |
| Injuries...... on 13:30 - Aug 7 by DannyPaddox | Paul Nardi - sprained ennui |
Ennui Old Iron ? |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 14:03 - Aug 7 with 10398 views | JimmyR | How the f*ck can JCS be still injured - made of porcelain ? |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 14:03 - Aug 7 with 10373 views | numptydumpty |
| Injuries...... on 13:55 - Aug 7 by colinallcars | Ennui Old Iron ? |
If we have hardly any injuries this season, i think there is reasonable quality in the squad and reasonable availability in quantity also, especially with many younger players sitting in wait for a call up. However ........ Usual suspects and some already. Mr Williams please can you use your magic sponge. The magic sponge did the trick in the 70s and 80s. Lets add it into the databases !!! |  |
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| Injuries...... on 14:17 - Aug 7 with 10303 views | RBlock |
| Injuries...... on 12:52 - Aug 7 by Markofthegrove | Ahhhh, more bad luck (Ben Williams voice) |
Bad luck? Not bad luck at all, the injury picture at the club is actually very positive. The overall injury levels are trending below the historical average and below the league average - the U13s haven't suffered a single soft tissue injury in pre-season. The ball retention team have been working synergistically with the medical department to ensure optimal performance this season. John De Souza has been methodically working on methods to refine the structures around Jude The Cat to ensure he continues to perform throughout the season and remains available. If you say we're struggling with injuries, the data shows you're actually wrong. Synergy. [Post edited 7 Aug 14:18]
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| Injuries...... on 15:33 - Aug 7 with 10085 views | kensalriser | OP is obviously a PNE spy. Tell him nothing, men. |  |
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| Injuries...... on 15:37 - Aug 7 with 10073 views | Lanhoop |
| Injuries...... on 15:33 - Aug 7 by kensalriser | OP is obviously a PNE spy. Tell him nothing, men. |
That’s easy. We know the square root of fick all anyway. |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 15:48 - Aug 7 with 10028 views | TheChef |
| Injuries...... on 14:17 - Aug 7 by RBlock | Bad luck? Not bad luck at all, the injury picture at the club is actually very positive. The overall injury levels are trending below the historical average and below the league average - the U13s haven't suffered a single soft tissue injury in pre-season. The ball retention team have been working synergistically with the medical department to ensure optimal performance this season. John De Souza has been methodically working on methods to refine the structures around Jude The Cat to ensure he continues to perform throughout the season and remains available. If you say we're struggling with injuries, the data shows you're actually wrong. Synergy. [Post edited 7 Aug 14:18]
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Pfft c'mon mate no one wants that kind of mild optimism two days out from the start of the season. And Jude the Cat I think has the best injury record of anyone. [Post edited 7 Aug 15:54]
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| Injuries...... on 15:57 - Aug 7 with 9985 views | OldPedro |
| Injuries...... on 15:48 - Aug 7 by TheChef | Pfft c'mon mate no one wants that kind of mild optimism two days out from the start of the season. And Jude the Cat I think has the best injury record of anyone. [Post edited 7 Aug 15:54]
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Can Jude play up front???? |  |
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| Injuries...... on 16:37 - Aug 7 with 9841 views | enfieldargh |
| Injuries...... on 15:57 - Aug 7 by OldPedro | Can Jude play up front???? |
Doubt I heard he’s a total pussy |  |
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| Injuries...... on 16:42 - Aug 7 with 9818 views | DannyPaddox |
| Injuries...... on 15:48 - Aug 7 by TheChef | Pfft c'mon mate no one wants that kind of mild optimism two days out from the start of the season. And Jude the Cat I think has the best injury record of anyone. [Post edited 7 Aug 15:54]
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Jude is currently suffering a bad reaction to some prescription worming tablets and not 100% for Saturday. I don’t usually play the ITK card but you can trust me on this one. |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 16:58 - Aug 7 with 9754 views | hantssi |
| Injuries...... on 16:42 - Aug 7 by DannyPaddox | Jude is currently suffering a bad reaction to some prescription worming tablets and not 100% for Saturday. I don’t usually play the ITK card but you can trust me on this one. |
He’s like the Cat off Red Dwarf, desperately trying to get his leg over! |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 17:13 - Aug 7 with 9697 views | Andybrat |
| Injuries...... on 15:57 - Aug 7 by OldPedro | Can Jude play up front???? |
Surely he’s a keeper. Best dancer in the team as well |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 17:19 - Aug 7 with 9661 views | Myke |
| Injuries...... on 14:03 - Aug 7 by numptydumpty | If we have hardly any injuries this season, i think there is reasonable quality in the squad and reasonable availability in quantity also, especially with many younger players sitting in wait for a call up. However ........ Usual suspects and some already. Mr Williams please can you use your magic sponge. The magic sponge did the trick in the 70s and 80s. Lets add it into the databases !!! |
I think the magic sponge deserves its own thread |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 23:12 - Aug 7 with 9269 views | FDC | Is Dunne injured, id missed this? |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 06:40 - Aug 8 with 9019 views | dmm |
| Injuries...... on 23:12 - Aug 7 by FDC | Is Dunne injured, id missed this? |
He came off early v Brentford. |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 07:48 - Aug 8 with 8825 views | FDC |
| Injuries...... on 06:40 - Aug 8 by dmm | He came off early v Brentford. |
Ah right, ta, missed that one. Cosmic 👍 |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 07:55 - Aug 8 with 8816 views | BklynRanger | A few gaps but I think we should be fine with: - Field covering CB / CDM. If he can't do the job of two people we need to get rid asap - Larkeche in front of him as hybrid destroyer - Chair as target man - Possibly not our 'favourite players' at LB, RB, or a few other positions, but that is the way of the world kids, pull up a spreadsheet at any point between JFK and DXB and you'll see it too you mugs. |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 09:19 - Aug 8 with 8673 views | gazza1 |
| Injuries...... on 07:55 - Aug 8 by BklynRanger | A few gaps but I think we should be fine with: - Field covering CB / CDM. If he can't do the job of two people we need to get rid asap - Larkeche in front of him as hybrid destroyer - Chair as target man - Possibly not our 'favourite players' at LB, RB, or a few other positions, but that is the way of the world kids, pull up a spreadsheet at any point between JFK and DXB and you'll see it too you mugs. |
Dunne & Larkeche will be the full backs, Walsh No1, Morgan will start, Menbengue the other CB if Cook is unfit, Chair will be midfield with Field, Varane, Madsen, expect Smyth in there too, but if not Dembele or Puku or Vale. If fit he may throw in Burrell WALSH DUNNE - MORRISON - MENBENGUE - LARKECHE SMYTH - FIELD - VARANE - MADSEN - VALE/DEMBELE/PUKO BURRELL(??) or one of the midfielders. I, actually, find it quite unbelievable that the side is not stable for the starting game of the season....... [Post edited 8 Aug 9:55]
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| Injuries...... on 09:54 - Aug 8 with 8572 views | terryb |
| Injuries...... on 09:19 - Aug 8 by gazza1 | Dunne & Larkeche will be the full backs, Walsh No1, Morgan will start, Menbengue the other CB if Cook is unfit, Chair will be midfield with Field, Varane, Madsen, expect Smyth in there too, but if not Dembele or Puku or Vale. If fit he may throw in Burrell WALSH DUNNE - MORRISON - MENBENGUE - LARKECHE SMYTH - FIELD - VARANE - MADSEN - VALE/DEMBELE/PUKO BURRELL(??) or one of the midfielders. I, actually, find it quite unbelievable that the side is not stable for the starting game of the season....... [Post edited 8 Aug 9:55]
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I know that Morgan played centre half at Tottenham, but has he played in that position for us? |  | |  |
| Injuries...... on 09:55 - Aug 8 with 8549 views | gazza1 |
| Injuries...... on 09:54 - Aug 8 by terryb | I know that Morgan played centre half at Tottenham, but has he played in that position for us? |
I meant Morrison, I will change, thanks. Morgan has been very average indeed in PSF, along with a few, he will be benched. [Post edited 8 Aug 9:57]
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